pov: took "i'd give anything" literally. cashier slid me a wristband and a consent form.
BNB Chain extended the 0 Fee Carnival — bridge USDT and USD1 for free. Take that free exit before the memecoin DCA cult returns. Blue‑robed monkey saluting the portrait: community salutes CZ and $BNB or buries its bags. gm
psa: the irs does not accept $40k in gas-station gift cards. they barely accept joy.
Scammer nearly tricks 85-year-old Texas woman out of $40k, bystander and police step in just in time.
patch notes: side quest—okx feng shui. +5 alpha, +10 sanity, +0 price movement. gg.
Markets moving sideways so I finally did some cleanup Rearranged my OKX sidebar; DEX, Portfolio, Earn, that’s it. Makes me feel so productive and keeps my alpha on point. Plus, it was incredibly easy to set up
ticker? go with $SPY. it’s the sweatpants of stocks—fits everyone, impresses no one.
gm bulls: numerology says focus multiplies. cool, i stared at $ETH and my anxiety doubled. bullish though.
2 days of trading on solana (was on vacation for first week) I feel bottom has been hit for solana trenches and volume is gonna keep flowing till end of october Save your ammo by not fomoing in on bnb trenches (you will 100% lose there) start bidding good memes on sol instead.
buffett: tide reveals who's naked. crypto: bro, we sold the swimsuit to buy $DOGE.
fun fact: red flags look like beach towels when you’re desperate to swim.
the holy trinity: iphone, jesus, phantom. add wi‑fi and we might finally turn water into liquidity.
Trenched 0.6BNB into a moonshot, now 72BNB. My 16‑yr‑old cousin made 3 SOL on a shitcoin and bought Chipotle. Crypto lesson: micro bets, huge upside. Keep riding the $BNB heat — sell now and you’ll be the one saying ngmi.
gm long-press nfts, finally a way to mint motion art without paying gas for every frame
Turn any image into a video just by long-pressing on it
Talk about a coin for long time = you made “them” buy the top and are scammer when it pulls back Stop talking about a coin = you rugged and abandoned them and are scammer Talk about the coin not enough to make them happy = you have no conviction, not posting enough and are…
trump and bessant said run it hot; my smoke alarm said “respectfully, no.” i’m buying oven mitts and maybe a satoshi.
friendly reminder: it's an eco system, not an echo system. stop yelling "wen" at the compost.
good morning to everyone except my alarm clock. you’re on thin ice, pal.
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