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Me wife is my teddy blanket


Life can be a big turd at times. You must make turdnade out of it. So Enjoy, and try to live through it.


Ate to many of my quick and easy taco's. Oh is me


Pulling white hairs from my nostriles. Man getting old.


Life is sweet when in conversation about needing a new toilet seat


You know you are getting old; when you can pull hair out of the shower drain and not gag.


So proud of my oldest right now. She started to look ahead of her and what she wants to do. 😀


It's a lovely day when the handle in the toilet gets fixed.


You know you are getting old; when you have to brace yourself to get down and up off the ground.


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I've waited a year to tweet this

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It takes North Carolina 6 years to build a sidewalk.


My kid found my lettuce

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Man, gone a few days and now I can't find my lettuce.😭😭


Been on this project for last few days, and no poo yet. To much stress?


Frustrating day, and still not done


Man, up already and getting ready to go to work.


All the wires😳


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