Collin Ng
@c_snapper
Ketchup chip lover. Ultimate Eating Machine.
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Had my performance review yesterday. Boss: "How would you rate your performance in 2025?" Me: "THE DOW IS 50,000!!!!!" Guess who just became the CEO.
I'm pretty sure when they wrote Project 2025, they meant for it to START in 2025, not be done by 2025. I'm on the exact opposite of the political spectrum, but i can't help but be impressed by the speed of this authoritarian takeover.
If I sign up for cable right now, will I be able to watch the Tonight’s episode of @colbertlateshow? I have a feeling @StephenAtHome is gonna go offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
This morning, my 5 yr old asked for the @F1 theme song to be his morning pump up music during his breakfast. When the song ended, the 2 yr old said “more this song”. To which the older reminded him to say “please”. I peaked as a parent. I’m done here.
Can someone smarter than me explain to me why PP is leaning further into the Trump rhetoric when the country made it pretty clear that many/most of us is not about it? Don’t you want to steer back to the centre to convince the undecided right leaning centrist?
if anyone at @redbullracing is listening, can i get a couple of paddock passes to the @F1GPCanada if I can convince my company to implement @NetSuite.
on this Easter, I'm able to use 5 eggs to make 2 omlettes for my two kids that i'll most likely end up throwing away and our neighbours had spared dyed eggs to give us. Am i part of the oligarch or are we just.....Canadians?
The tariffs talk between Trump and China is this......but we're the ones getting the detention.
Using @pocketpills to get your medication is basically like treating cancer with essential oil. Some of their delivery partners must not realize that they’re delivering MEDICATION.
Hello Jays Fans!!! Happy Opening Day!!! We're back for another year of keeping you up to date on whether the dome is open. If you're only on this app for this content, you can find us at bsky.app/profile/isthed…. Way less Roman Salutes over there. Stay tuned for today's game
If Lil’ Marco stayed in Canada for dinner, someone is definitely shitting in his dinner. apple.news/A0spvbCxeQHWMM…
apple.news
Rubio defends Trump's 51st state rhetoric while on Canadian soil
The top U.S. diplomat was repeatedly pressed by reporters at the conclusion of the G7 foreign ministers summit in Quebec about whether he agrees with Trump's comments.
For a bunch of conservatives this is just bullshit virtual signalling for a bunch of taxpayer funded trips to end up at where we were on Jan 19. cbc.ca/news/canada/to…
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
We keep talking about Carney and Freeland’s views on carbon tax, but what does McDavid has to say about that? Does he have a plan on dealing with Trump’s tariffs? #McDavid2025 unless he’s #MapleMAGA, if so, he can fuck right off.
the best part about US annexing Canada is that I'll finally get to live out my dream of being involved in a violent coup. #MapleJan6
giving @windscribecom a try...let's see if they're as good as others say!
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