caickers's profile picture. Old enough to know better. Currently using powers for good, not evil. Planning the next Great Maple Syrup Heist.

Caitlyn

@caickers

Old enough to know better. Currently using powers for good, not evil. Planning the next Great Maple Syrup Heist.

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Giveaway time. RT for a chance to win a Hot Wheels Tesla. Winners will be chosen on April 9th. Must follow so I can DM you. #tesla #tsla

MFrunker's tweet image. Giveaway time. RT for a chance to win a Hot Wheels Tesla. Winners will be chosen on April 9th. Must follow so I can DM you. 

#tesla #tsla

”Darker eyebrows?? Thicker?? What was I thinking?!” It’s like every fashion-forward woman of the current era is trying to look like Eugene Levy.


I can’t wait until this whole eyebrow craze finally blows over. I want to be the fly on the wall in a few years when y’all look back at your old photos in horror and wonder wtf you were thinking.


Hey @davidwalliams! My kid did a project reviewing your book, then writing a story of her own, inspired by yours! What do you think? Author and future author side by side! ;)

caickers's tweet image. Hey @davidwalliams! My kid did a project reviewing your book, then writing a story of her own, inspired by yours! What do you think? Author and future author side by side! ;)
caickers's tweet image. Hey @davidwalliams! My kid did a project reviewing your book, then writing a story of her own, inspired by yours! What do you think? Author and future author side by side! ;)

Caitlyn reposted

You're walking down the street, someone jumps out of the bush and yells, "Verbe avoir! Future simple! Troisième personne pluriel!" You fail, they take you away in a van.

Court of Appeal rules Immigration Ministry can't reject candidates who fail surprise French test cbc.ca/news/canada/mo…

Steverukavina's tweet image. Court of Appeal rules Immigration Ministry can't reject candidates who fail surprise French test
cbc.ca/news/canada/mo…


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Don’t worry, Mr. President. I’ll see you at your trial.

Too bad. We will miss you Kamala!



Caitlyn reposted

78% of people want to gentrify Mordor


So... is everyone all packed up and ready for the Area 51 raid tomorrow?


Wishing I could narrate my own life like David Attenborough: {camera pans to me sitting on couch} “And what motivates this stealthy leviathan? We may never know.”


Things I get a kick out of: Canadian Dads wearing shorts, T-shirt’s and flip flops outside when it’s fall and 10 degrees celcius. Keeping summer here through pure determination alone.


Lunen? After our first roadtrip Stardust? Reminds me of galaxies and stars Phantom? colours remind me of Phantom of the Opera logo. Harlow? Updated version of my first, and preciously fav, car’s name, and black and white film star? 2/2

caickers's tweet image. Lunen? After our first roadtrip

Stardust? Reminds me of galaxies and stars

Phantom? colours remind me of Phantom of the Opera logo.

Harlow? Updated version of my first, and preciously fav, car’s name, and black and white film star?
2/2

Still haven’t officially finalised her name, as I keep changing my mind! at least I’ve narrowed it down. :) Which of these four should I use for my black w white interior #TeslaModel3 #Tesla #Model3? @TeslaMilton @Model3Owners @Tesla 1/2


Me, looking at large bag of nuts in Bangkok: “Excuse me, do you have small nuts?” Clerk: “Pardon?” Me: *Realizes clerk is a ladyboy* “Nevermind.”


Am I the only person who watched Wall-E and thought, what with the people all floating around in their dystopian recliners w full drinks service, “Hey, that looks pretty great.” ?


I have had hardcore scooter envy ever since high school, when I was not one of the kids cool or fortunate enough to own a scooter. Look at me now, living my dorky dreams!! We’ve rented “Scoopy” as side transport for… instagram.com/p/B0vPAwmHopF/…


Me: *looks around tropical beach* ... So. The banana sling is really still a thing, eh?


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