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The waves are battling! #Ogunquit #Maine #ocean #beach #atlantic #waves @ Ogunquit Beach instagr.am/p/Q0Klygu-RC/
Sexy runner's calves in cropped yoga pants suddenly become #notsosexy when hit by a bright light that reflects your 2 weeks' long leg hairs
"OMG it's raining. Everybody start driving like a dumbass!" said the traffic god, or something like that
I was just takin' that chick to plowtown. Droppin' her off in the bone zone. @MayorOfFartTown
Beers & banjo. Mumford. Amazing. Mumford was amaaazing! #mumford #louisville instagr.am/p/OSzacDu-Vx/
"BISP." - @MayorOfFartTown "BISP?" - me "Boner In Sweatpants."
"You clean up well" is neither a compliment nor a pick-up line. Thank you for reminding me that I look like shit 9 times out of 10!
All I read when I see those "Coexist" bumper stickers is "I smoke too much pot to differentiate anybody or their beliefs, bro"
That was a really positive, pleasant experience I had at the #bmv with at least one pleasant, normal person I came across, said nobody, ever
I have a dream that one day I will not step behind the bar & immediately slice my finger open somehow. #bloodybartender
Farmhouse at sunset. #indiana #sunset #farm instagr.am/p/NH3MD4O-bz/
Beautiful day. Not the ocean, but it'll do. #stjoe #lakemichigan instagr.am/p/M_rfYgO-W5/
I just bought tickets to see #MUMFORD! And then I peed my pants a little. So excited. Wheeeeee!
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- 1. Indiana N/A
- 2. Mendoza N/A
- 3. Miami N/A
- 4. Carson Beck N/A
- 5. #NationalChampionship N/A
- 6. Curt Cignetti N/A
- 7. #CFBPlayoff N/A
- 8. Malachi Toney N/A
- 9. #iufb N/A
- 10. Abella Danger N/A
- 11. Heisman N/A
- 12. Natty N/A
- 13. Saleh N/A
- 14. Big Ten N/A
- 15. Fletcher N/A
- 16. #NeverDaunted N/A
- 17. Raiders N/A
- 18. Michael Irvin N/A
- 19. Big 10 N/A
- 20. Jimmy Butler N/A
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