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Quarantine has people going through the People You May Know area of Facebook and sending out friend requests like Oprah giving out cars


IF WE COULD STOP HAVING COMMERCIALS WITH DOORBELLS....that’d be grrrreat. Signed, Every dog owner


A thought @Delta: You wouldn’t have to force 15 people to complimentarily check their bag if you just followed @SouthwestAir’s lead 😄


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I'm writing an article called 'In praise of loud men: the joy and power of being noisy and male.' Does anyone have anything to add?


The woman sharing my row on this plane (I’m at the window and she’s on the aisle) immediately nonverbally agreed to blocking the middle seat with me as soon as she sat down. I feel seen.


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This is just 🥺. #hope

Stunning surveillance footage captured the moment a high school coach in Oregon disarmed a student with a shotgun and then embraced him. Police eventually arrived and took the student into custody. abcn.ws/32vC3pq



Regular customer for the past 9 summers: haven’t seen you in forever-I really like your look, your hair is longer it’s beautiful Me: thanks, I think I look like a hippie, but thanks!!!! 😅 Them: 🤦🏽‍♀️ why can’t I ever just normally accept a compliment


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Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.


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boys that will definitely ruin your life: 1. any boy named kyle 2. all matts 3. chads (or anything with -ad) 4. any variation of zachary 5. any guy whose name starts with j


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A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻


Uh 🧐

Rutgers center Mike Maietti was so fired up about that touchdown, he legit punched QB Art Sitkowski in the face:



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i know there’s bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn’t there. but for now here’s my leash. and a few licks on your hand. to convince you that one day. we will be alright


Question to my gals: when a middle-aged man who has been married for eternity tells you “I CANNOT believe a beautiful girl like you isn’t married,” what’s your favorite smartass response?


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i hear a noise. i think it’s the garaGE DOOR. IT IS THE GARAGE DOOR. THE HUMAN IS HOME. AND MY FEETS. THEY ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN


If I never hear Jed sing again, it will be too soon.


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special message to Jed #TheBacheloretteFinale

thebachdiaries's tweet image. special message to Jed #TheBacheloretteFinale

I wanna go right now 😩

Thank YOU for voting us: 🎡 Best Amusement Park 🎢 Best Roller Coaster (Steel Vengeance) 🏨 Best Amusement Park Hotel (Hotel Breakers) in the @USATODAY @10Best Readers' Choice Awards! Read more about it here: bit.ly/2FGglWh

cedarpoint's tweet image. Thank YOU for voting us:

🎡 Best Amusement Park 
🎢 Best Roller Coaster (Steel Vengeance) 
🏨 Best Amusement Park Hotel (Hotel Breakers) 

in the @USATODAY @10Best Readers' Choice Awards! 
Read more about it here: bit.ly/2FGglWh


Me ☝🏽

No one: Everyone from Cleveland:



I love San Francisco


Happy-I get nervous AF that the gif I’m sending isn’t going to get delivered before the other person responds and then my joke will flop-Monday!!!


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