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caleb

@calebquit

i tell my stupid lil jokes n sing my stupid lil songs

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half a decade on T today 🫦 time flies when u keep getting sexier 🫶🏻

calebquit's tweet image. half a decade on T today 🫦 time flies when u keep getting sexier 🫶🏻
calebquit's tweet image. half a decade on T today 🫦 time flies when u keep getting sexier 🫶🏻
calebquit's tweet image. half a decade on T today 🫦 time flies when u keep getting sexier 🫶🏻
calebquit's tweet image. half a decade on T today 🫦 time flies when u keep getting sexier 🫶🏻

thank Gawd i don’t have a wrapped for the amount of sprite zero i drink yearly


day Who knows of the flu


i love to eat salt and i hate to make phone calls


literally incredible

I still wonder how they managed to do this in just one cut



i can’t wait to give up music forever after finishing this album


old lady living on my block threatened to tase my dog


i forget to Tweet cuz i am a grown up :(


little i’d not do for $50


me when Go birds 🦅

calebquit's tweet image. me when Go birds 🦅

something something streamline workflows


officially too many blood stains on my buffy comforter :(


omg i’m miserable .


everyone is a lady


subsidized crossfit membership please


brewery that is also a rock climbing gym


they should be arrested

calebquit's tweet image. they should be arrested

it’s time to fuckin RELAX . 🥵


liver lives another day


aldi needs beer


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