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Caleb Goff

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I broke my arm once trying to become an Airbender; I told my mom it was a breakdancing accident. I'm still not sure how that's any better.


I know these are rookie numbers but any chance this gets me backup vocals on the next album 👀@philwickham #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped-2021/s…


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Hidden Cup 4 is March 18th-21st and I'm giving away a new Ipad amongst other things on Twitch. Will you be watching? You better be! Retweet this for 5 entries and show up on Twitch for more! (Giveaway link attached)

T90Official's tweet image. Hidden Cup 4 is March 18th-21st and I'm giving away a new Ipad amongst other things on Twitch. Will you be watching? You better be!

Retweet this for 5 entries and show up on Twitch for more!

(Giveaway link attached)

Post 4 fictional characters you relate to and let people make assumptions about you

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Four movies I definitely like more than anyone I know

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You big dummy, cities are trying to make it easier for police. Take money out of their budget so that they can focus on one thing instead of trying to do everything. That money is being reallocated so that other organizations can deal with nonviolent crime.

Under my plan any city that defunds police will have their property tax revenue capped at current levels. Cities can’t cut law enforcement & then turn around and increase taxes on the residents they just endangered. More announcements soon. #txlege breitbart.com/border/2020/08…



“There was nothing they could do...”

Medal of Freedom recipient Rush Limbaugh: Americans should “adapt” to coronavirus, like pioneers who “had to turn to cannibalism” mediamatters.org/coronavirus-co…



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Also frightening and defying logic...

Mike Pence: "We don't want CDC guidance to be a reason why people don't reopen their schools."



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here's both videos together:

Tucker Carlson in late March: "Of course, masks work. Everyone knows that. Dozens of research papers have proved it. In South Korea, Japan, Hong Kong, the rest of Asia -- where coronavirus has been kept under control -- masks were key."



Future of America's teachers, y'all.

calebrgoff's tweet image. Future of America's teachers, y'all.
calebrgoff's tweet image. Future of America's teachers, y'all.
calebrgoff's tweet image. Future of America's teachers, y'all.

I’m super disappointed that our show to see them here in Dallas (this last weekend!) got canceled/postponed, but you know we’ll be watching all three of these today. Have literally been counting down the days!

All three of our #MiddleditchAndSchwartz improv specials are out right now on @netflix! Here's a trailer for the episode titled Parking Lot Wedding. GET READY FOR SOME GOOFS & MAKE EM UPS AROUND THE WORLD. Cannot believe that these specials are finally out there. @netflixisajoke



As we collectively realize that this is longer term than many expected - what are some habits that you’re 1) glad you have, 2) wish you had, or 3) starting to work on? @colleenchr95 and I are building a habit tracking calendar and I’m looking for advice!


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It's time for the #AcePack to do its part in #gamersvsCOVID19! Enter our giveaway for a chance at your choice of DOOM Eternal OR Animal Crossing: New Horizons. To Enter: ✅Follow @PolarAceEsports ✅Like and Retweet ✅Tag 2 Friends Winner will be announced 3/29!


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Update: Not all sports are cancelled


How long until we get a Netflix Original movie titled: “Quarantine with Me” A rom-com about two strangers who self-quarantine together and fall in love


Colleen just told me that if anything will be written on my tombstone, it’ll be: “I almost did, but then I forgot.”


Super duper stoked for season 3 - one of the first podcasts that got me not only into podcasts, but D&D as well #TheZoneCast bit.ly/tazgtrailer


Recommendation request! So I might have fallen behind on my reading goal for the year (15 books left to read with only 13 weeks left in the year). Any good recommendations for short (but rich) books that can be finished in under a week (less than 250 pages)?


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Hey @polygon, I fixed your headline for you.

GamerPres_2024's tweet image. Hey @polygon, I fixed your headline for you.

I have a student with a service dog, but she’s the only one allowed to pet it.


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I worked all morning on a statement about these horrific shootings, but then I realized @DanPatrick and @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy went on Fox News and said pretty much exactly what I wanted to say. Just a few minor changes.

GamerPres_2024's tweet image. I worked all morning on a statement about these horrific shootings, but then I realized @DanPatrick and @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy went on Fox News and said pretty much exactly what I wanted to say. Just a few minor changes.
GamerPres_2024's tweet image. I worked all morning on a statement about these horrific shootings, but then I realized @DanPatrick and @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy went on Fox News and said pretty much exactly what I wanted to say. Just a few minor changes.
GamerPres_2024's tweet image. I worked all morning on a statement about these horrific shootings, but then I realized @DanPatrick and @GOPLeader Kevin McCarthy went on Fox News and said pretty much exactly what I wanted to say. Just a few minor changes.

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