Back in the day, if your son was a nerdy freak with offputting vibes and no prospects for marriage, you could just send his ass to the monastery and he would grow in holiness. Now he goes on the internet and mars his own soul and ours.
I think I’m not, maybe, heaven-bound.
BREAKING: President Trump: “I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I really don’t. I think I’m not, maybe, heaven-bound.”
The one time I ate a pork chop it tasted so bad I thought I was Jewish
Haters are saying I can't use "eschatos" as a noun in English. They will be my waiters. Eric Adams Mindset.
Imagine day drinking at the Mall of America. This must be both the eschatological and teleological end of our Great nation. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened 😔🙏
If you are a beautiful woman, I will listen to whatever music you recommend at least once. Even Taylor Swift. But if you were truly a beautiful woman, you wouldn't ask that of me...
I dont go where you work (probably your home) and tell you how to do your job (jack shit) so
If you live I.n NYC , you’re actually saving money. Sure, much money on rent, but no DUI! Where else??
Romanticizing suffering and solitude so that you don't have to go out and do something about it. White boy, you is not a monk!
Watched my friend's brother do this last weekend at Eataly. Also poured himself a glass of milk from the carafe at the end of the coffee bar. Beast mode.
If you listen to enough Leonard Cohen they actually make you an motb
Can’t be the voice of my generation because my generation don’t do/think shit and that’s the whole problem innit
When you’ve got swag, waitresses fill your wine glasses to the top and give you a wink
This is all downstream of the fall of Constantinople
In Greek culture, we love dogs ❤️ In Turkish culture, they shock them 💔
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