calicomplicated's profile picture. I bitch a lot. If you can't handle it, bye.

Cali Complicated

@calicomplicated

I bitch a lot. If you can't handle it, bye.

I'm always the friend that gets left out and forgotten unless I initiate conversations and plans.


I'm that girl that feels productive after I catch up with all my tv shows.


Let me pretend I care.


Everyone always says don't chase after someone, but it's bullshit. Chase the right one.


Sometimes I creep my ex just to make sure I'm still doing better. 💁🏽


Give me coffee or give me a blanket.


Ever get stabbed in the back/heart and actually feel it so deeply you can't move?


Me.


My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.


and then satan said “here, have feelings”


You know you’re screwed when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day.


I can overthink myself into a bad mood. 😅😒


You never get over it, but you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much.


If we're in a relationship and have a fight and you go out and party instead of fixing things, consider me pissed off even more.


When they make you jealous and you're trying not to care.

calicomplicated's tweet image. When they make you jealous and you're trying not to care.

I bought pajamas today that have a cape attached to them. Get on my level.


I almost started missing you then I remembered how big of an ass you are and now I'm good.


If you betray me and my trust, you can't blame me for wanting nothing to do with you.


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