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Building up the worlds largest collection of calling your jokes. All good jokes sent to us will be re tweeted :)

Calling your girlfriend a fire cause she's smoking hot


Calling your girlfriend Dell 'cause she has a slot for your hard drive


Calling your girlfriend peter 'cause she's a foreskin eater


Calling your girlfriends vagina a bad joke cause you never get it


Naming your penis "The Truth" because bitches cant handle it. #ValentinesDay


Calling your girlfriend the chosen one 'cause she takes your lightsaber


Calling your dick squirtle 'cause it makes bitches wet


Calling your penis frodo cause it destroys rings


Calling your penis Shinji Kagawa 'cause its got a japseye


Calling your girlfriend a flag 'cause she looks good on a pole


Calling your wife an alien 'cause her sex is out of this world


Calling your penis grandad 'cause it has trouble getting up


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