Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy" me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"
“I hate musicals.” “I hate romcoms.” Okay and??? What do you want me to do with your lack of taste?
old people be like “no elbows on the table it’s rude” then say something racist.
Me: *completes one (1) single task* My brain: Incredible. Stunning performance. You have earned 6 hours of dissociation. Take the rest of the week off. You are a hero.
If an immigrant can move here, speak no English, have no connections, no family.. and still is able to “steal your job” then maybe you’re an unqualified silly little idiot
Não é o ciúmes que mata as mulheres: são os homens! NUNCA JUSTIFIQUEM UM FEMINICIDIO!
There is nothing more relatable than when Jane Austen said, "If a book is well written, I always find it too short."
my mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised someone who’s an insecure perfectionist trapped in a loop of unfinished tasks
“incorrect username or password” BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!
Uma coisa boa da maturidade É aceitar a DELÍCIA de ser desimportante ☺️ Não simpatizou comigo? Faz parte, nem todo mundo vai gostar Não tive um bom desempenho profissional hj? É... tem dia que é noite Estou sendo criticado pelo hater? Vou passar um café 😊☕ E tá tudo bem
mesmo tendo a opção de editar mensagem eu morro de preguiça então continuo fazendo igual os incas astecas e maias e mandando a palavra corretamente em outra mensagem com um asterisco no final
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