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Another Sunday to remind you as a Nigerian, that these men have always been part of your problem

Today, I need MTNNG to explain to me and every well-meaning Nigerian why whenever one starts using a particular data bundle, they remove it and bring back a lesser one at a higher price. This pattern is a classic example of anti-consumer practice and exploitative pricing.
He will change $1k and share N5k to their slave to attack sensible people
Just look at casual stacks in one cupboard. Not in the bank, not in the safe. Just casually lying around. This is easily $1 mil. Goodness gracious.


For every 9 walking steps you take, a Nigerian falls into poverty. [If it takes 1 minute to complete 100 steps] #Statisense
Every minute, 11 Nigerians enter into extreme poverty — World Bank, 2025. #Statisense
Trending Photos: Sabuwa LGA Chairman Sagir Tanimu, all smiles as he joined bandits in for forest to celebrate wedding ceremony of their kids in Kastina.



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So, you mean before the end of today, another 15,840 Nigerians go enter extreme poverty... God abeg ooo... 😭
Only in Nigeria will this not cause an immediate revolution. This right here is poking the bear.
Baddies observe as Senator Ned Nwoko’s wife, Regina Daniels, reveals the millions of naira she plans to spend at a nightclub in few hours
Nigeria is too easy to predict. Look at the date.

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This is not even Naira o, minted hard currency lying casually around the houses of those demanding more taxes from you. If you like don't rise and take back your country.


Idiots were everywhere gaslighting about paying taxes with income that cannot buy you a single meal balanced diet. Apc supporters are so stupid.
In new fresh attacks, terrorists kill at least 51 Christians in Plateau State, Nigeria. Channel 4 describes it as “climate change driven” 🤡
Bruh, these guys have wad of dollars from federal reserves. They’re splurging our commonwealth on frivolous nonsense whilst their father’s digital slaves defend them vigorously. They’re probably somewhere laughing their ass off at us.
This is exactly what ignited the protests in Nepal yet Nigerians are completely beaten down. Politicians’ children shouldn’t even think about posting content like this.
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Every minute, 11 Nigerians enter into extreme poverty — World Bank, 2025. #Statisense
I pray the kind of favor that changes a person's entire life will find you unexpectedly. 🙏 God over everything ❤️

My dad pays tithe in advance whenever he’s in need. For example, if he needs 100k, he’ll pay 10k as tithe and tell God HE’S owing him 100k. Decided to try it too and it worked. 🥹🥹🥹.
everyday i just dey get many reasons to thank God say i never give girl belle 😭
I think as nigerians we have a lot of unaddressed trauma so unaddressed that it has then become culture...that even addressing them look antithetical. I remember som1 who moved to UK telling me when he went to the therapist and recounted his story, the therapist started to cry.
Stepped into the Nigerian Embassy in Washington DC once and it felt like I was back in Nigeria. Nigerian dysfunction transcends borders!
“Never bring me here again” — Nigerian lady recounts chaotic experience at Nigerian Embassy in London
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