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Code is life | I'm here for the little accounts | Trolling is lovely | Peace is only an option when you are resting eternally.

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Another Sunday to remind you as a Nigerian, that these men have always been part of your problem

trigottista's tweet image. Another Sunday to remind you as a Nigerian, that these men have always been part of your problem

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Today, I need MTNNG to explain to me and every well-meaning Nigerian why whenever one starts using a particular data bundle, they remove it and bring back a lesser one at a higher price. This pattern is a classic example of anti-consumer practice and exploitative pricing.


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He will change $1k and share N5k to their slave to attack sensible people

Just look at casual stacks in one cupboard. Not in the bank, not in the safe. Just casually lying around. This is easily $1 mil. Goodness gracious.

UnkleAyo's tweet image. Just look at casual stacks in one cupboard. 

Not in the bank, not in the safe. Just casually lying around. 

This is easily $1 mil. Goodness gracious.
UnkleAyo's tweet image. Just look at casual stacks in one cupboard. 

Not in the bank, not in the safe. Just casually lying around. 

This is easily $1 mil. Goodness gracious.


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For every 9 walking steps you take, a Nigerian falls into poverty. [If it takes 1 minute to complete 100 steps] #Statisense

Every minute, 11 Nigerians enter into extreme poverty — World Bank, 2025. #Statisense



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Trending Photos: Sabuwa LGA Chairman Sagir Tanimu, all smiles as he joined bandits in for forest to celebrate wedding ceremony of their kids in Kastina.

TrendingEx's tweet image. Trending Photos: Sabuwa LGA Chairman Sagir Tanimu, all smiles as he joined bandits in for forest to celebrate wedding ceremony of their kids in Kastina.
TrendingEx's tweet image. Trending Photos: Sabuwa LGA Chairman Sagir Tanimu, all smiles as he joined bandits in for forest to celebrate wedding ceremony of their kids in Kastina.
TrendingEx's tweet image. Trending Photos: Sabuwa LGA Chairman Sagir Tanimu, all smiles as he joined bandits in for forest to celebrate wedding ceremony of their kids in Kastina.

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BREAKING NEWS: Soldiers in Madagascar have rejected an order to shoot protesters “They Are Our Friends, Brothers And Sisters” ~ Madagascar Soldiers Publicly Urge Colleagues, Police To ‘Refuse Orders’ To Shoot Protesters As Several Thousands Of Gen Zs March In The Capital,…

AfricanHub_'s tweet image. BREAKING NEWS:

Soldiers in Madagascar have rejected an order to shoot protesters

“They Are Our Friends, Brothers And Sisters” ~ Madagascar Soldiers Publicly Urge Colleagues, Police To ‘Refuse Orders’ To Shoot Protesters As Several Thousands Of Gen Zs March In The Capital,…

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So, you mean before the end of today, another 15,840 Nigerians go enter extreme poverty... God abeg ooo... 😭


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Only in Nigeria will this not cause an immediate revolution. This right here is poking the bear.

Baddies observe as Senator Ned Nwoko’s wife, Regina Daniels, reveals the millions of naira she plans to spend at a nightclub in few hours



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Nigeria is too easy to predict. Look at the date.

Emarged's tweet image. Nigeria is too easy to predict. Look at the date.

JUST IN: Tinubu pardons Farouk Lawan, late Mamman Vatsa, others premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/…

PremiumTimesng's tweet image. JUST IN: Tinubu pardons Farouk Lawan, late Mamman Vatsa, others
premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/…


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literallymecats's tweet image.

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This is not even Naira o, minted hard currency lying casually around the houses of those demanding more taxes from you. If you like don't rise and take back your country.

TheAjakeManger's tweet image. This is not even Naira o, minted hard currency lying casually around the houses of those demanding more taxes from you.

If you like don't rise and take back  your country.
TheAjakeManger's tweet image. This is not even Naira o, minted hard currency lying casually around the houses of those demanding more taxes from you.

If you like don't rise and take back  your country.

Idiots were everywhere gaslighting about paying taxes with income that cannot buy you a single meal balanced diet. Apc supporters are so stupid.



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In new fresh attacks, terrorists kill at least 51 Christians in Plateau State, Nigeria. Channel 4 describes it as “climate change driven” 🤡


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Bruh, these guys have wad of dollars from federal reserves. They’re splurging our commonwealth on frivolous nonsense whilst their father’s digital slaves defend them vigorously. They’re probably somewhere laughing their ass off at us.

This is exactly what ignited the protests in Nepal yet Nigerians are completely beaten down. Politicians’ children shouldn’t even think about posting content like this.



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Our TOP 4 picks from the #CC20LegacyVerse is here! 🔥 Who should make the TOP 3? Vote Below 🗳️


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Every minute, 11 Nigerians enter into extreme poverty — World Bank, 2025. #Statisense


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I pray the kind of favor that changes a person's entire life will find you unexpectedly. 🙏 God over everything ❤️

deefuser's tweet image. I pray the kind of favor that changes a person's entire life will find you unexpectedly. 🙏
God over everything ❤️

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My dad pays tithe in advance whenever he’s in need. For example, if he needs 100k, he’ll pay 10k as tithe and tell God HE’S owing him 100k. Decided to try it too and it worked. 🥹🥹🥹.


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everyday i just dey get many reasons to thank God say i never give girl belle 😭


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I think as nigerians we have a lot of unaddressed trauma so unaddressed that it has then become culture...that even addressing them look antithetical. I remember som1 who moved to UK telling me when he went to the therapist and recounted his story, the therapist started to cry.


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Stepped into the Nigerian Embassy in Washington DC once and it felt like I was back in Nigeria. Nigerian dysfunction transcends borders!

“Never bring me here again” — Nigerian lady recounts chaotic experience at Nigerian Embassy in London



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