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“No phones allowed at school” Me on visitation day with my mum’s phone taking pics class to class Headmaster:😂😂😂😂
Pulling a wheelie so your bars fit trough is the most gangster shit I’ve ever seen
Been here since January. It’s not even that they are cool to other tribes, it’s that it’s not even something they think about! Tribalism doesn’t come to their heads at all!
After staying in East for 5 months, Igbos have bad PR when it comes to tribalism, they are so cool to non-Igbos.
I remember one time in my 100lvl, I was very broke, I started hibernating to conserve calories Like I go lie down on bed from morning to night and limit my movement so I no go burn the small food I chop
Una notice say everything Regina and co talk say Pa Ned do, them no talk say na 2min man, you win this one sir 🤭😂
Grandma's every two months when they don't get enough attention:
Trust me, if that sextape was with her husband, she won't bring it up in her post. Regina and her family are frustrat£d, they didn't expect Ned to go through that extreme. Regina is not a victim of anything, Ned is the victim here. I'm so happy to see that Ned is standing up for…
“I once sat in on a divorce hearing in Texas. The husband, a quiet accountant, presented spreadsheets, bank records, and a timeline of his wife’s spending sprees and infidelities. He spoke calmly, factually, without emotion. The wife screamed, sobbed, slammed her fist on the…
Day 1 : NIN does not exist Day 2 : service unavailable Day 3 : conversion, closes to open by 11am, service unavailable. Day 4 : runtime error . Day 5 : matric number has been used. I don try, @officialnyscng @nysc360 @jidesanwoolu
This babe is in her own world, nothing dey do am. I mean the whole Government has lost touch with reality but this one is a special case on her own. She’s all about that life. Slay Queen just wants to look good, catch flights and talk fancy. Whimsical 😂
“We have asked the President to establish a presidential task force on Detty December….”
the fact that he found her so fast got me weakkk he irritated asf 😭😭😭😭😭
Summary of Nigeria from 2023 - 2025: INEC = Glitch WAEC = Glitch JAMB = Glitch NECO = Glitch NIMC = Glitch NYSC = Glitch Who’s next? My recommendation is that young and credible people should run these organizations.
I don't know how to explain this, but $100K in real life seems so much more money than $100K in a crypto wallet
She is the director of NYSC. A country with the highest population of young people as we claim. NYSC portal has been down for days with no resolution at sight. Let’s give the young people opportunity to run critical sectors of our economy.
Look at what NYSC Corpers are to read and agree before filling the form to serve their country. It is better for you to apply for letter of exemptions than to go get killed all in the name of NYSC.
NYSC is shameful. Your portal has been down for days and yet they are giving students November 9th as the deadline for registration. With almost N500 billion budgeted for this institution, they can’t even maintain a simple web application. This is pure wickedness.
Nigeria is a very unsafe place to live. Fake drugs, fake drinks, fake food, fake hospitals, kidnappers everywhere, terrible driving, reckless trucks, armed rubbers, terrorists etc. Fixing Nigeria will mean starting afresh. Can Nigeria ever be better?
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