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Ya Know ... if your favorite restaurant bans you for public masturbation, perhaps the best answer is not to move to a different restaurant. Perhaps you should keep yer hands outta yer pants. Perhaps. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news…
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I entered the #FridayFortyNYC for @HPPlayNYC on @TodayTix! Get tickets for performances next week at $40 ($20 per Part) #CursedChildNYC
I entered the #FridayFortyNYC for @HPPlayNYC on @TodayTix! Get tickets for performances next week at $40 ($20 per Part) #CursedChildNYC
I entered the #FridayFortyNYC for @HPPlayNYC on @TodayTix! Get tickets for performances next week at $40 ($20 per Part) #CursedChildNYC
ABC has a open time slot Tuesday nights at eight and I’d like to pitch a show: Jeffrey Tambor and Bill Cosby live next door to Harvey Weinstein, Garrison Keillor and Kevin Spacey. Rosanne Barr and Paula Deen round out the regulars. Think Odd Couple/Seinfeld/I Love Lucy. Great?
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I had suspicions, but now I'm certain @mattklewis is a racist (Robt E Lee is an icon). Why is he paid by @CNN? To dumb down the rhetoric?
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Returned yesterday from a week in beautiful Maine. Awe-inspiring but poor. Too poor, in fact, to afford a real gov m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_56…
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