short.bdsmgalls.net/tommy We could power our entire office with the wind produced from my constant sighing.
How fuckin' good do babies smell!? I wanna jam one up each nostril and rob a bank! go.bdsmgalls.net/lora
go.bdsmgalls.net/fannie I like to watch fat people walk while a tuba plays in my mind.
Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal. go.bdsmgalls.net/taylor
Saw a man at Target with a foot-long ponytail. Didn't know what to do so I pulled the fire alarm. go.bdsmgalls.net/kay
go.bdsmgalls.net/ruby MEL GIBSON: HE'LL ONLY HIT YOU IF YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT. THAT'S THE MEL GIBSON PROMISE.
go.bdsmgalls.net/kerry Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation.
I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow? #badpickuplines go.bdsmgalls.net/phyllis
"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/margaret
Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/belinda
googl.adultgalls.com/ollie No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.
I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. shorturl.xaijo.com/lee
I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/ramon
Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. shorturl.xaijo.com/kathrine
shorturl.xaijo.com/bessie Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.
bitly.xaijo.com/sylvia Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.
Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/jo
bitly.xaijo.com/fern I'm going to hell in so many different religions.
I hate little dogs. I can only love dogs that could kill me. bitly.xaijo.com/dianna
United States トレンド
- 1. Belichick N/A
- 2. Nebraska N/A
- 3. Michigan N/A
- 4. #WWENXT N/A
- 5. Bill Polian N/A
- 6. Staged N/A
- 7. Hall of Fame N/A
- 8. Palat N/A
- 9. Brady N/A
- 10. Ilhan Omar N/A
- 11. Rutgers N/A
- 12. #iubb N/A
- 13. #DelcyLaVozDeLaPaz N/A
- 14. #WonderMan N/A
- 15. Spygate N/A
- 16. HOFer N/A
- 17. Tillis N/A
- 18. Mast N/A
- 19. J Cole N/A
- 20. Gruden N/A
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