CU Renovation Committee (parody)
@capitalcomets
Committee for an improved Capital U. Campus renovation plan. !!!not affiliated with capital university!!! submit campus concerns to DM box.
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Hello Cap Fam! We had success in winning the comet mascot, but we’re not done yet! Our newest campaign is to instill that fiery spirit in our students!
instead of exams next year, everyone has the option to do no nut november instead
WE WILL NOT TURN THE HEAT ON. STOP ASKING.
In an effort to preserve the budget, dining services will now be using water from Alum Creek for all cooking purposes.
The university drama department will no longer perform any musicals except for Hamilton.
Due to budget cuts, non-varsity members of the football team will become the cheerleading squad
Hey CapFam! What was your favorite campus moment this week? 🤩
Good morning CapFam! Everyone be careful today walking around. All campus brick paths are being dug up and replaced with microplastics.
BREAKING. Giant indie sleaze squirrels have been spotted around campus. DO NOT INTERACT—this species has been known to gaslight.
We are working tirelessly to improve your student experience! With that said, the Schaaf fire alarms will now play “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” instead of blasting your eardrums out!
Our new plan to convert the back half of campus into a skatepark needs your support! Come talk with our on campus skater club tomorrow night to learn more! + Giveaway!
We’re proud to announce our partnership with @BathroomsCmc! In 2046 all university bathrooms will be exact replicas of those in the CMC basement!
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