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Cazë Bowers

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I just ate 14 deviled eggs. What is life.


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Seeing is believing. Unless you're religious, in which case the opposite is true.


You play ring around the ambulance, well like you never have a care.

capncaze's tweet image. You play ring around the ambulance, well like you never have a care.

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Life is like a box of chocolates: heart-shaped, poorly sealed, and filled with tiny insects.


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It's raining men! Meteorologists warning public to take shelter. This is a dangerous, inexplicable, and quite gruesome weather event.


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Cat got your tongue? Also your eyes? Cat collecting your teeth & hair & skin? The rewards of pet ownership are not without cost.


man good thing it's required for me to learn how to solve linear systems. knowing how to do this really makes my life so much easier. 🙏


When you're in class and you have to fart but you hold it in and your tummy makes whale sounds<<<🐳


rather be stabbed in the face repeatedly with a rusty spoon than do this fucking algebra 2 shit omg


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Bored. May cause large natural disaster of some kind. If you survive be sure to thank Me.


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