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Morgan Boone

@captain_moogan

IG: captain_moogan just trying to survive my 20's and raise a puppy right

Motherhood is never eating a warm meal, having a child climb all over you while your eating, and sharing your food anytime you eat…


Buy a home they said. It’ll be better then renting they said. Need a new HVAC and I miss when it was the landlords issue. ☺️🥲


It’d be pretty cool if people would learn how to install their headlights without them titling up to shine in eye vision level…


Dear TN, please give us a Pothole Tax Credit. I literally just got my car aligned and balanced and these potholes are wild.


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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours


What’s the point of even having a driveway when you park in the street?


The longer the post, the more you are lying and saving face .. 🫣


If you have a driveway.. why do you park in the street? 🫡🫠


If you beat me at ping pong, I’ll just play ping pong-er.


Made a post on Facebook “Men are weak in 2023.” Got reported. Who’s the real meow meow?


There’s 3 things to help Harper stop crying, Nemo, Hey Bear, and Luke Combs


Constantly shoooshing my hair around so people know this is all me… INCHES HOE


Love my robot vacuum… hate when my dogs spill water everywhere and then it drags mud all over my floor


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Never fails.. I carpet clean and mop my floors and boom thunder claps and here’s the rain.


Have you ever felt the disappointment of your toothbrush dying while in the middle of brushing your teeth? Sad day.


You don’t realize how blessed you are until your electric toothbrush dies.


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