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i dont know if its a matter of financial literacy, knowledge of nutritional values, or a combination of both. but if your groceries look like this, you absolutely need to change something

$270.47 and don’t act like you don’t like Pringles.

littlebillie's tweet image. $270.47 and don’t act like you don’t like Pringles.


i started my work day today with 2 people getting married, and now im ending my night with someone having a divorce party


just got notified the coast guard pulled me for a random drug test and i panicked for a second before remembering i dont do drugs


went to the grocery store and forgot my airpods. kinda neat to get a preview of what hell is really like


does anyone have an italian grandmother who is bored? i want to spend the next few months learning and perfecting italian sauces


im gonna passionately kiss this guy on the mouth

As a Qatari I’m proud of what happened. I don’t know when will the westerners realize that their values aren’t universal. There are other cultures with different values that should be equally respected. Let’s not forget that the West is not the spokesperson for humanity.



ive always respected the shit out of firefighters. but after today, i just cant understand how my apartment was untouched from a fire that started 20 feet from my door. i need to buy a drink for @ClevelandFire

captainmorrow's tweet image. ive always respected the shit out of firefighters. but after today, i just cant understand how my apartment was untouched from a fire that started 20 feet from my door. i need to buy a drink for @ClevelandFire
captainmorrow's tweet image. ive always respected the shit out of firefighters. but after today, i just cant understand how my apartment was untouched from a fire that started 20 feet from my door. i need to buy a drink for @ClevelandFire
captainmorrow's tweet image. ive always respected the shit out of firefighters. but after today, i just cant understand how my apartment was untouched from a fire that started 20 feet from my door. i need to buy a drink for @ClevelandFire
captainmorrow's tweet image. ive always respected the shit out of firefighters. but after today, i just cant understand how my apartment was untouched from a fire that started 20 feet from my door. i need to buy a drink for @ClevelandFire

this isnt how i wanted to see my apartment building on twitter

As a Qatari I’m proud of what happened. I don’t know when will the westerners realize that their values aren’t universal. There are other cultures with different values that should be equally respected. Let’s not forget that the West is not the spokesperson for humanity.



the warehouse district needs a breakfast place


i’ll be honest. in all my years of driving, ive never intentionally put my car in neutral. i actually dont even know why there is a neutral option


crippling brain fog? check. no motivation? check. general sense of uneasyness? check. yup summers over. time for the sun to make me sad for 6 months


think im gonna chug a bottle of robitussin and make soup


i shouldnt be able to carry $150 worth of groceries in a single grocery basket. something has gone terribly wrong


hey @gardein @MorningStrFarms can we get a vegan version plz

🗣️ DO NOT cook chicken in NyQuil! 🗣️ While most of us would recoil in horror from such dangerous suggestions, adolescents and young adults continue to be susceptible to social media dares like these, according to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. abc7.la/3fbcUeT



started eavesdropping on this guy at the bar and then he started whispering. what a rude and inconsiderate fuck


todays a cocktail and salad type of day


pretty wild how you dont have to pay parking tickets. time run out on the meter and you got a ticket? dont pay it. that simple


my goal today is now to yell at a white woman

Are white women okay?



so lucky to be able to see the air show from my apartment

captainmorrow's tweet image. so lucky to be able to see the air show from my apartment

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