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Keenan Panitz

@captainpanitz

he's our hero

Fixado

The perfect fire escape route doesn’t exi- *gets burned alive*


Find someone who loves you as much as walton goggins loves saying “yo daddy”


Shakespeare’s Hamlet was originally titled “Ham Omelet”


How bad does one Carl have to be to warrant his own cavern


I went to the trap, the mall, and the club. We must’ve just missed each other


I know a guy who really cares about THIS score in Mario. Seriously unhinged and unprecedented. Has anyone ever noticed or paid attention to or acknowledged this number’s existence.

captainpanitz's tweet image. I know a guy who really cares about THIS score in Mario. Seriously unhinged and unprecedented. Has anyone ever noticed or paid attention to or acknowledged this number’s existence.

Instead of Jell-O shots can we normalize eating a bowl of vodka jello


Yea I got a service dog, serve this dog with chili & cheese


How did they not discontinue sashimi after sushi dropped


Me in elementary school after hitting my bullies with “Take a picture, it’ll last longer!” (There’s shit on my pants)


What did you call me

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My biggest gripe with Andor season 2 is they didn’t add more conjunctions. Real fans know we got cheated out of Andorbutyetso


After someone says good question I’m already mentally in Cancun enjoying the offseason. The answer is irrelevant yall enjoy the fruits of my labor


I won’t say I’m rich but I did pay the hibachi chef to throw me the entire meal


I’m not a Raymond I just Ush a lot


Lou Bega had mambo mentality


where were you when this man became an opp

captainpanitz's tweet image. where were you when this man became an opp

I really just send memes back and forth between my 2 funny friends and hope they never speak


No matter what you’re still my dog (because you ate my homework)


She’s actually only called Meghan Trainor across the pond, in the states she is Meghan Tennos Shoe


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