Capt. Spastic
@captspastic
Ask yourself why you're here. Then ask yourself one more time. Remember these words: Eventually, I'll piss you off.
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If you are threatening election officials, you are a treasonous piece of shit.
Election officials are exhausted and traumatized. A number are in therapy. Some had to put their kids in therapy. "To have someone say you deserve a knife to your throat, that you should be executed, that they are going to eff up your family, shakes you." bit.ly/2U8wTQR
I'm only sad they didn't make one about what a douche nozzle Elon Musk is.
Who agrees there is no in-between? ✋
Best version of Muskrat
Love this woman so much!
HOLY SHIT, Rep. Jasmine Crockett: "We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!" 🔥🔥🔥
BLACK HISTORY IS AMERICAN HISTORY❗ Proud to rep @NAACP_LDF this #BlackHistoryMonth and beyond 🙌🏾 🙌🏾 LDF has long led the advancement of CIVIL RIGHTS, VOTING RIGHTS, RACIAL JUSTICE and EDUCATIONAL EQUALITY for the last 85 YEARS. 🙏🏾 🙏🏾 💪🏾 💪🏾 This work is far…
Says the defender of free speech! What a fucking asshole!
A look inside the X headquarters....
Something's coming... something unstoppable. Bonhoeffer is in theaters FRIDAY. Get tickets now!
What does it say, about a rich egomaniacal piece of shit (@elonmusk ) who bought this platform, because they are a proponent of free speech. Yet when anything is posted about him, that he doesn't like, that post is deleted. Can someone explain to me how that is free speech?
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Headed back to Austin (@ Lone Star San Antonio River Cafe in San Antonio, TX) swarmapp.com/c/bcdMJBhlYvy
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