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ya fav bartender 🍾🍹🍻 catchin’ flights since 95’

“I’m gonna go to the soup kitchen & get some pussy”


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The older i get the more i realise how much i love being at home doing nothing

Whotfismick's tweet image. The older i get the more i realise how much i love being at home doing nothing

I genuinely could not be more excited to see @daliaaadoee tomorrow 🤪🤪


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This the most Saturday ass Friday ever.


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Next season the love island cast needs to be cashiers, retail workers, and restaurant servers. No more wannabe influencers, we need REAL LOVERS!! #loveislandsusa


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how did i go from this to paying bills

POV: it's 2004 and you're about to watch a Disney Channel movie



“I shaved my coochie for the one direction concert”


That game was good asf man. I fucking love basketball


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Nobody is more stressed than a 25-32 yrs old thinking they are running out of time.


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‘SAY DRAKE’

sad_oat's tweet image. ‘SAY DRAKE’

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its always something.

Adulting in 3 words???



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i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today

popitforpoppa's tweet image. i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today

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when I say I gotta skedaddle

Whotfismick's tweet image. when I say I gotta skedaddle

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the problem with the whole ‘listen to your body’ thing is my body is always telling me it’s a great time to get cozy in bed.


No fucking way that just happened…. wtf denver 😭😭😭😭


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😭😭😭

kirawontmiss's tweet image. 😭😭😭

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why does asking people to hang out on your birthday feel like

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I know Marissa’s mom on the other side of that call like: #LoveIsBlind7 #loveisblind


I have a love/hate relationship with coming back to fargo


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The thing I love and hate about bartending is you can make $550 in a day and somehow it still isn’t worth it.


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