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sian thorburn

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You know it’s sad when the highlight of your working day is finding an excuse to use the laminator


Very unprofessional of @VodafoneUK to say just think positive when you're having problems with your account because of them

cbEnigma's tweet image. Very unprofessional of @VodafoneUK  to say just think positive when you're having problems with your account because of them

You know it's bad when you start thinking "I might go to bed in a minute" to then realise it's not even 7pm 🙈


Take the day off work, only for @TalkTalk to send out the wrong kind of engineer 🙈


Clean pyjamas, clean bedding and even brand new pillows. So happy and comfy right now


That awkward moment you choke and almost die on Xmas eve because @asda left paper in their cake 😢

cbEnigma's tweet image. That awkward moment you choke and almost die on Xmas eve because @asda left paper in their cake 😢

The amazing feeling of finally getting all your work done after running around all night before your days off over Christmas


Yesterday another department was blocking my draw for the millionth time with crap...so I tore down their Xmas tree in retaliation


No matter how hard I try can't seem to get in the festive spirit this year


When I was in primary school there was a girl that ate so slow, she even cut her peas in half


Making the boyfriend watch Elf for the first time


Love how I get an email from @TalkTalk telling me they are updating and making broadband better, which means I've had no internet in a week


When picking a dog out why did I not consider if I get a big one they will constantly block the TV, he has the same size head as a cow!


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When you miss your stop vine.co/v/im1BIlaaIHx


10 hour shift, big food shop at tescos and a stew put in the slow cooker over night for tomorrow and now I can finally crawl I to bed


I don't feel well so I want to watch Disney films in bed and drink hot chocolate but instead I must get ready and go to work tonight


Waking up from my evening nap before work to the sound of a bath being run, the smell of dinner in the oven and the dishes being done 💖


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Best. Excuse. Ever. #JuniorBakeOff #GBBO

BritishBakeOff's tweet image. Best. Excuse. Ever. #JuniorBakeOff #GBBO

If someone could bring me a hot chocolate before I have to get out of bed and get ready for work I'd be very grateful


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