Chris Bitton
@cbitton
Dad to Ella & Rose. Not qualified to give financial advice.
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$38,000!!1! If I'm getting a credit card with a $38k limit, its not going to be a TD Aeroplan Visa, its going to be the WWE Visa.
Hear me out: What about humans that scan your products for you?
At four Loblaw-owned stores, customers who go through self-checkout must scan their receipt's barcode — confirming that they paid something — which opens a metal gate, letting them leave. cbc.ca/news/business/… .
We now have AI that will write perfect prose for us on any topic we can imagine, but I can't manage to type a single gawd damned text on my phone without butchering every gawd damned word.
The amount of times I say "get fucked" at the grocery store is really starting to get out of hand.
I just got a notice from Ticketmaster that the Bruce Springsteen concert in Toronto in November is postponed!?
I'm curious if my delivery person wrote the 'L' only on my newspaper, or everyone's newspaper? Either way, they're not wrong! L!
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I don't actually know. For all I know Twitter is gaslighting me. Could be 15 years, could be 7. 🤷♂️Cheers to 15* years!
A big part of parenting is throwing away some piece of shit your kid left around then them finding it in the trash later and screaming “Who threw my [piece of shit] away??”
It's time to tell grocers that we're not interested in "Save $ when you buy X" multiples sales.
i can't take this stupid doom and gloom platform seriously with that stupid doge staring at me.
You show me one person that had Jennifer Jones joining Team Zacharias on their curling free agent bingo card, and I'll show you a liar!
Hammer, hogged stone, shot rock, & biter are just a few of many unique terms used in curling 🥌 #Guelph's curling history is long and vibrant. Founded in 1838 the @GuelphCurling Club is Ontario’s second oldest curling club. View Curling artifacts: ow.ly/21Ua50HRLBS #TBT
I'm trying to decide which is the better route to limit/remove Twitter from my day: delete Twitter, or block Twitter access on the home network?
I'll give you until June 2 @fordnation. But after that, you can frig right off bud.
Hey, we're hiring for a DevOps Engineer role. If you're interested in DevOps and hanging out with me on video calls, let me know! camis.bamboohr.com/jobs/view.php?…
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