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🇻🇪 🇺🇸 Raised in Miami, Heat Lifer 🔥

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"Boy, Jayson Tatum does a lot of complaining. Who does he think he is, Caitlin Clark?" - Hawks announcer (h/t @ClutchPoints)


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DWade and the Miami Heat surprise Taylor Swift with a signed Bam Adebayo jersey. Swift says “finding out Edrice is a Swiftie made me cry. I knew he was the best defender, now I know he has great taste in music!” more info here: HEAT.com/AllStar

HeatvsHaters's tweet image. DWade and the Miami Heat surprise Taylor Swift with a signed Bam Adebayo jersey.

Swift says “finding out Edrice is a Swiftie made me cry. I knew he was the best defender, now I know he has great taste in music!” 

more info here: HEAT.com/AllStar

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ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!! JAIME JAIME JAIME


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“Just gotta say, you guys are doing a fucking outstanding job tonight”.


Yikes

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Dame asked for teammates that could help him win a title. Cronin declined Dame asked to go to Miami. Cronin declined Dame asked if he could stay in Portland. Cronin declined. Suns offered "Deandre Ayton" in return for the best player the Blazers have ever had. Cronin accepted


Wow. How can you stoop so low on your franchise goat. What a horrible organization and front office.


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objectively the funniest outcome here was Dame not getting traded to Miami after all the posturing and chest-thumping this summer. But the newest funniest outcome is the Heat eliminating the Bucks in the playoffs again anyway.


This sounds like a man that can’t wait to suit up in a Blazers jersey!

Jody Allen and Joe Cronin seem to have things under control!



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A teammate. A friend. A family member. Much love, @DwyaneWade ❤️ #WadeHOF


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Should ask POR fans would they trade Simons to a 3rd team for more assets, trade Sharpe, Murray, 3-4FRPs and salary filler to keep Dame because its essentially the same thing they asking Miami to do to trade for him. They still keep their 2 best players in Scoot and Grant...


Look at these replies. The delusion is insane.

Miami's best possible offer is Lillard + Nurkić for… • Lowry • Martin • Jović • Jaquez Jr. • Return from [TEAM X] for Herro • 3 MIA 1sts ('24/'28/'30) • 3 MIA 1st swaps ('25/'27/'29) • MIA '24 2nd (prot. #51-59) • LAL '26 2nd • Worst of HOU/IND/MIA/OKC/SAS '27 2nd



I keep hearing “I’m glad the NBA is doing something, this is bad for the league”. But tanking isn’t? Selective bias at its finest by Blazers fans

The Blazers were just 4 games back of eventual 10th seed (and last play-in team) OKC with 10 games left, when they shut Dame down to secure a better lottery spot, then went 1-9. These are the competition issues the NBA still needs to address, league-wide.



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Messi on Inter Miami


The fact that the Blazers think the best way to get the best offer is by saying “give me your best offer” is hilarious. They took business class at DeVry


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98th offense 94th defense. 4th overall behind Jokic, Embiid, Dame


Rent free 🤣🤣

Celtics fans: I propose we form an alliance with Bucks fans, against much worse and annoying enemies like Heat fans and Sixers fans #celtics #bucks ☘️

Alexzachary305's tweet image. Celtics fans: I propose we form an alliance with Bucks fans, against much worse and annoying enemies like Heat fans and Sixers fans #celtics #bucks ☘️


Rate limiting done this way is already a horrendous idea, but just think of what it'll be like on days with insane news or catastrophes.


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