This new Steve Miller Ban sucks. I can't believe this guy once wrote "Jet Airliner".
Gonna start referring to my penis as a carbon nanotube
I take it back. Just checked and saw a million people already did that fucking one hours ago. I should check first. #slow
Dreamt last night Billy Crystal was driving me in a car & I whispered "Teenage Gluten Binger Turtles" into his ear and he drove off a cliff.
If Goldfinger and James Bond joined forces, they would be Gold Bond. Together, they could fight my swamp crotch. #sofuckinghot
Just saw an old episode of Rocky and Friends with a Bullwinkle's Corner segment titled "I Love Little Pussy"! No moose knuckles, then?
Tonight I went to The Palm for dinner for the first time, then came home and went to the palm for sex for the millionth time.
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