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Been begging my friends for us to go out for brunch and everyone has an excuse and you know what. I’m going to sit down do my makeup and go get brunch myself. Whooopty doo


How my sister helped me look for my left over Popeyes that she already ate in the middle of the night:

FBI Agents were seen examining snow in the hunt for the Brown University shooter. tmz.me/4y0WCTr 🎥: Fox News



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terrible time to be a schizophrenic named carol😭



Told my boss the clients are about to “repurpose” the candy canes. She said to what. Ma’am… a snack.

and don't let me come to your house & you got candy canes on your tree



Omg I just sent my friend a text saying I need to rewatch for the yearning


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Somebody said don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work. And I couldn't agree more.


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last straw was “why didn’t you remind me that i was supposed to take you out” my frontal lobe hit reset instantly

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Yall raised the price of the shit food and think ppl gonna keep buying. It’s bottom tier fast food. Charging u $20 for one person to eat is crazy.

JUST IN: McDonald's CEO says traffic from low income customers is "declining"



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NEW: Urgent call for donations to help Haitian 🇭🇹 farmers affected by Hurricane Melissa. 🙏🏾❤️🇭🇹 Please follow @ayititomorrow for more information or see below. 👇🏾 secure.givelively.org/donate/ayiti-d…

S_Fleary1's tweet image. NEW: Urgent call for donations to help Haitian 🇭🇹 farmers affected by Hurricane Melissa. 🙏🏾❤️🇭🇹

Please follow @ayititomorrow for more information or see below. 👇🏾 

secure.givelively.org/donate/ayiti-d…

I watched it a month ago and can’t even tell u the basic plot

I have yet to hear a single song from this movie or see an entire scene how did this movie make a billion



Been scouring the grocery aisles for egg nog. It is time.

Already feel sort of enchanted by the holiday spirit

normalmadeline's tweet image. Already feel sort of enchanted by the holiday spirit


I’m becoming a movie fiend. I never used to watch tv and now? Finally using my streaming services

there’s something about watching movies at this time of year that hits different



It happens every hurricane. It’s a fast growing plant.

there’s something about watching movies at this time of year that hits different



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🇯🇲 ALL HELP NEEDED! 🙏🏽 📩 DM ASAP to assist or share! It costs nothing to post, but it means everything to someone in need 🫡

Fyahmanjm's tweet image. 🇯🇲 ALL HELP NEEDED! 🙏🏽

📩 DM ASAP to assist or share!

It costs nothing to post, but it means everything to someone in need 🫡

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PLEASE. There are multiple donation sites across the country. We desperately need blood in the blood banks.

JUST IN: Jamaica urgently needs blood after 🌀Hurricane Melissa. Health Ministry issues appeal as supplies are now critically low.

DamionMitch's tweet image. JUST IN: Jamaica urgently needs blood after 🌀Hurricane Melissa. Health Ministry issues appeal as supplies are now critically low.
DamionMitch's tweet image. JUST IN: Jamaica urgently needs blood after 🌀Hurricane Melissa. Health Ministry issues appeal as supplies are now critically low.


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Guys, @876imports on IG is offering free housing with their prefab homes. You have to apply by sending pictures of your damaged home as well as ID. Their WhatsApp number is (876)567-0733. Email address: [email protected]


Oh damn when did I do that??

Twenty-one storms have been named for the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season, which begins on June 1. Of these, seven are expected to develop into hurricanes, three of which are expected to become major ones. The season concludes on November 30. #GLNRToday

JamaicaGleaner's tweet image. Twenty-one storms have been named for the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season, which begins on June 1. Of these, seven are expected to develop into hurricanes, three of which are expected to become major ones. The season concludes on November 30. #GLNRToday


Thank you. Imagine dating someone and being okay with them saying they can’t help you. Bye. Yuh supposed to be my rock. BYE.

What’s wrong with depending on a man? I’m so sorry but I’m not fucking nobody I cannot depend on. That’s not just any man, there’s a possibility that’s your husband so y would u marry someone u can’t depend on? Please nuh get mi mad inna d day ya



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