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I don’t wanna hear the word WAG on RHOP anymore


I laid down before dinner and missed dinner, kids bath, and bedtime 😔 feeling rested tho 😌


what’s going on with delta today? this isn’t like my favorite airline


When will I realize that I don’t need to bring 10 kids books on a weekend away


My husband and parents are soooo close it’s amazing


absolutely not. now.. staying home while the kids are in daycare/school……….

GIRL TO GIRL… be honest…. If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life… would you?



so shady

T-Mobile’s network is keeping our customers connected, and we’ve confirmed that our network is operating normally and as expected. However due to Verizon’s reported outage, our customers may not be able to reach someone with Verizon service at this time.



Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. He DID kill her.

She almost killed him



I want Ashley fired

I had to fix my #RHOP Season 11 Cast Prediction: SAFE: Gizelle, Stacey, Wendy, K & Tia RETURNING: Karen FIRED: Angel PROMOTED??: Monique DEMOTED??: Ashley FRIEND: Jassi



Is that the credit karma logo

Another glitzy night out at the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl 🍑🏈 Erika Kirk front and center, all smiles, celebrating. But... real talk: it's been just 4 months since Charlie's tragic death, and those little ones (toddler and preschool age) just lost their dad in the most horrific…

KnoxieLuv's tweet image. Another glitzy night out at the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl 🍑🏈 Erika Kirk front and center, all smiles, celebrating. But... real talk: it's been just 4 months since Charlie's tragic death, and those little ones (toddler and preschool age) just lost their dad in the most horrific…


“Advice for pregnant women” should only ever be followed with “do your best”

Advice for pregnant women is to skip the maternity clothing. It’s horrible, ugly and frumpy. And totally unnecessary. Invest in some flowy dresses, your usual size, that you can still wear afterwards. What you do need though, is breastfeeding clothing. This is what no one warns…

thegenesisbl0ck's tweet image. Advice for pregnant women is to skip the maternity clothing. It’s horrible, ugly and frumpy. And totally unnecessary. Invest in some flowy dresses, your usual size, that you can still wear afterwards. What you do need though, is breastfeeding clothing. This is what no one warns…
thegenesisbl0ck's tweet image. Advice for pregnant women is to skip the maternity clothing. It’s horrible, ugly and frumpy. And totally unnecessary. Invest in some flowy dresses, your usual size, that you can still wear afterwards. What you do need though, is breastfeeding clothing. This is what no one warns…


I would rather have 5 back to back meetings, for 2 and a half hours straight than have them spread out throughout the day with random 45min-1hr blocks. Personally.


The VA, too.

the IRS is the only government agency with guidelines that tell their employees what to do if the goyslaves are so utterly beaten down that they start thinking offing themselves is a better alternative to paying the boomergeld

uncledoomer's tweet image. the IRS is the only government agency with guidelines that tell their employees what to do if the goyslaves are so utterly beaten down that they start thinking offing themselves is a better alternative to paying the boomergeld


Sometimes I CANNOT believe I got pregnant while I was 10 months postpartum like what the fuck was that all about


Only sad I didn’t have a wedding bc my husband is Nigerian and I woulda ATE that


Supposed to have a new cleaner this morning.. it’s 8:13 and she was set for 8. Yall not about your money fr.


I’m never gonna get to watch this for the first time again

Finishing All Her Fault and um.. what the fuck



Oh maybe this is why I’m seeing a lot of commentary on it today

Pope Leo XIV denounces surrogacy: “Likewise, there is the practice of surrogacy.  By transforming gestation into a negotiable service, this violates the dignity both of the child, who is reduced to a “product,” and of the mother, exploiting her body and the generative process,…



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