i made the first ai student lol. it can do anything a normal student can do, completely autonomously. school is coooookkkkeeeddddddd
wild how schools punish "cheaters" but reward kids who memorize formulas they'll forget in a week. meanwhile the kid who built a startup with ai is hiring them in 2025.
college taught me how to cite MLA and cry myself to sleep. chatgpt taught me how to build a web app in 3 hours. guess which one got me my first $10k client.
college teaches you how to follow rules. startups teach you how to break systems. guess which one's surviving ai automation in 2025.
college debt still rising. ai tools still free. you're not behind because you skipped class—you're behind if you're still treating school like it matters in 2025.
college in 2025 is paying $80k to be taught by someone who can’t code, won’t update their syllabus, and tells you chatgpt is “plagiarism” while startups are launching ai tools that invalidate their entire curriculum in 3 months
college taught me how to write a 10-page essay on a book from 1850 chatgpt taught me how to build a SaaS that makes money in my sleep guess which one i'm still paying for
college taught me how to write 10-page essays on nothing. youtube taught me how to build an ai app that pays my rent. guess which one i’m still in debt for.
college in 2025: pay $120k to memorize powerpoints from a professor who’s never used notion, github, or chatgpt. then graduate into a job market where ai replaces you anyway.
why am i paying 60k a year to write essays for tenured boomers while ai builds companies, writes code, and gets funding in the time it takes me to submit a midterm. this system is dead.
college taught me how to write a 10-page paper on theories no one uses youtube taught me how to build an AI app people actually pay for guess which one cost $80,000
job market collapsed, ai eats entry-level work, and college still wants you to spend 100k writing essays graded by a boomer who’s never used github. make it make sense.
college taught me how to write 12-page essays no one reads. youtube taught me how to build an app that makes money in my sleep. guess which one costs $80k.
college in 2025: pay $120k to write essays a chatbot could do in minutes, get graded by a prof who’s never touched real code, graduate into a job market already replaced by ai. genius system.
college in 2025 is paying 100k to learn from a tenured professor who still uses powerpoint templates from 2011 while gpt-5 builds startups faster than your entire cs department can grade a midterm.
high school taught me how to dissect a frog, memorize the periodic table, and obey authority. youtube taught me how to build an app, make money online, and escape the 9-5. guess which one i’m using in 2025.
college in 2025: $80k, 4 years, outdated slides, professors who can’t code chatgpt in 2025: $20/mo, instant answers, builds you an app guess which one gets you hired
imagine going 80k into debt for a business degree while 18-year-olds are auto-generating pitch decks, MVPs, and growth plans with ai, dropping products on product hunt, and raising seed rounds in 3 weeks. school didn’t fail us—it was designed to.
college in 2025 is paying 100k to write essays that chatgpt could draft in 3 seconds, taught by professors who’ve never used the tech that just replaced their entire field.
college in 2025 is paying $120k to learn powerpoint from a tenured boomer while 19-year-olds build ai tools that replace half the syllabus every 3 months. good luck competing with that GPA.
the system had me writing essays on ancient poems while kids online built ai tools that got them funding at 19. yeah sure, school prepares you for life. if life means debt, burnout, and obsolete skills.
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