We need to abolish cars. 1.3 million deaths worldwide, annually? Unbelievable, and unacceptable. People have been terrorized by these killing machines for far too long asirt.org/Initiatives/In…
i love big band songs with a male and female singer and little spoken skits in between verses where the woman is like "al, i heard you got a tiny dick" and the guy is like "at least you heard about it"
me: [uses hand sanitizer] .01% of germs: what the fuck just happened
New rap style: instead of mumbling the lyrics, we now gently hum. Now that's what I call... humble rap
As soon as the clock strikes 6, everyone goes to the center of the city and forms a circle. We toss our earnings of the day into a pile in the middle. We each vote on what to buy. 51% of people vote for soap. A tear runs down my cheek. My family hasn't eaten in 2 weeks #socialism
I'm gonna replace my eye holes with pop sockets as a fashion statement #trendsetter
I recently watched @Sorry2BotherYou. I'd give it a horse dick out of 10 #Spoilers
According to my calculations, the one (1) good thing about being a human is the ability to taste food #jealous
Hey, can you swear on this platform? H He Hec H*ck Shit, I guess you can't :/ #StopCensorship
My first day on this planet and I am accosted by winged, buzzing raisins of doom caught behind the blinds of the window in my room... #myfirstTweet #deathtobugs
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