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EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY !!!!!!! | 24 | @moonrisington
Tal vez te guste
they actually made a new law that you have to treat me like a princess or they execute you via firing squad :/
I wish the one piece polycule was real and I could watch them all kiss each other and me but instead I have my chud boyfriend
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
I want the people who are going to die alone to do it faster
opening a youtube video and the most replayed part is the end of the ad read is very funny
the temperature goes up by like 15 degrees and suddenly colors are more vibrant and food tastes good again
just spent 20 minutes standing by the door rotating in place occasionally because I want to get food but I don’t know what to get and I don’t want to have to actually get it
just found $10 in the pocket of a hoodie I haven’t worn for a month
someone in my office has the amongus impostor noise as a ringtone
jerry seinfeld voice: what’s the big idea with hiccuping a lot and being nauseous and throwing up a little bit in the back of your throat sometimes when you hiccup *laugh track*
There’s a grunge themed wrestler named ‘Steven Flowe’ whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam, except all the lyrics are just his name. Please also note as commitment to the aesthetic he has on double flannel.
I have got to play the sims and watch documentaries on youtube about gruesome crimes STAT
this is libel against my nephew
I JUST GOT THE FUNNIEST FORTNITE SCREENSHOT EVER LOOK AT THISS 😭😭
i think its been impossible for me to be in a healthy relationship ever since i climbed around on that big sexy bee in mario galaxy
I can still play overwatch
my discord _.bird._ got hacked and my main emails got deleted so please report my account if you can :p
imagine hitting the McCartney and simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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