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The Albatross

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Sometimes I’m about to leave my crib with no shirt on to but then I remember I live in a society #lame where they make u rock one during ur errands #tarpsoffindunks


It was always the tortoise ML


James Charles at the Squire.. not sure how I feel about that #bradowouldntlikeit


Yeat and playboi carti can both get out of my face #bums


My license was suspended so long I didn’t even know the going rate of gasoline #firstdayout


You’ve blacked out but have you ever blacked in


Can’t be sick if you’re never healthy


I’m somehow always in the way of the guy taking his pool shot


I hate getting in trouble but I love nonsense


Brutal trying to upgrade your classic rock playlist #nonewreleases


Elons sending Matty os dingers to outer space with Katy Perry #sonkkkkkk


Talking to the chick from the office tonight nuts. Not even kidding either. Don’t ask brado he missed the facetime


Ever work a whole double commando


Another speeder man it’s crazy. At this point just take my license cuz I’ll never quit buzzing #rickbob #censored


Idk why jelly roll really pisses me off for some reason, like I know he’s a good guy but idk just doesn’t sit right. Also the name selection is so questionable there like I don’t wanna listen to a doughnut sing me a song


If you ever go to a nice burrito spot and they offer the ghost pepper condiment, DO NOT GET IT!! No one will think you are cool or tough and you will pay the ULTIMATE price! Not worth it!


I’m gonna be 90 looking thru the obits for newly single widows


If you’re a grown man putting cream and sugar in your coffee you got a lot to learn still #cantbeserious


There’s nothing I love more than this day. A bunch of hardworking athletes coming together to make a few weeks of your life exciting, in win or go home fashion nonetheless. My tism is tingling #houston #greatwallofheffa


I’ll slow dance with her to key Glock #feefback


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