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Chris dani

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Search for 'fan' in Google. @Google lol

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aerodynamics of a cow

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the human wiped away my eye booger. only to pet it back onto me. i have never experienced such betrayal


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there was a sandwich. on the edge of the counter. and now there isn’t. those are all the details. we can confirm so far. the piece of lettuce on my nose. is purely circumstantial


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WE ARE AT THE PARK. BUT THE HUMAN SAYS IT’S TIME TO LEAVE. WHICH DOESN’T MAKE SENSE. BECAUSE THEY CAN’T CATCH ME


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How are the negotiations to avoid a default going? U.S. government:

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U.S. government:

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my ball rolled under the couch. and i cannot reach it. the human has been informed of the issue. and reminded. that my problems. are their problems


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today we took a new route. during our walk. this is very exciting. i did not realize i had unlocked. this part of the map


🥳 Celebrate Webull’s 3rd Anniversary! Complete tasks to spin the #Webull Anniversary Wheel and get a chance to win a TESLA MODEL 3! 🎉 act.webull.com/actv2/niv/qIRh…


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dry fruit in the straw when you're sipping your shake

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Thoughts on the Stonk Market and the Memefication of the financial industry Key takeaway: The market is no longer driven by fundamentals - it’s driven by memes. No longer a metaphor, but a living structure – the stonk market. kyla.substack.com/p/the-meme-mar…


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Every time I see a SaaS company being acquired by a private equity firm, I see a child being sent to boarding school on a dark and stormy night.

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GameStop fell 40% in 15 mins b/c all the YOLO traders rebalanced back into treasuries yielding 1.5% Pretty standard risk management stuff


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u can’t sell houses u don’t own u can’t sell cars u don’t own but u *can* sell stock u don’t own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons


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The 2021 stock market summarized...

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