charlie gschwend
@chuckfive
Wieden+Kennedy Copywriter staring at something inexplicable in Tokyo
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Hollywood should protest by refusing to make entertainment for stupid people.
If you constantly find yourself apologizing for someone who won't apologize, something stinks.
If Autumn is called "Fall" because of leaves gently drifting toward the ground, shouldn't we call winter, "Slip?" #badlogic
One last echo in the chamber: If Hillary wrote emails like Trump wrote Twitter posts, the FBI would be more pleased than pigs in shit.
I just explained the Cubs win to my Japanese girlfriend as, "the white bison of the sports world." I don't think it helped. #tokyo
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What are the best fighting games for a mostly non-gamer on PS4? Something easy but colorful and fun? #PS4
In one evening FSOL ISDN came up as did Plastikman. And when I busted out the original CDs, I felt old. #shit
The biggest difference between American and Japanese hamburgers is the number of hands it takes to hold one. And ninjas. #tokyo
White privilege should be called the Ferris Bueller Effect. (Funny not funny.)
I wonder if dogs experience a sense of existential elation that they are on the verge of creating something great... right before they poop.
Even if every last thing Hillary did up to now was coldly planned to get her here, it's more inspiring than what the other guy was up to.
When someone says they are "your voice" and then talks down to you, you should have a pretty good idea about what they think of you.
In the US, cartoon characters sell cereal. In Japan, cartoon character sell society. #tokyo
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