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Sending our thoughts to @chelseahandler following the loss of her beloved @chunkhandler. We loved having him as a scout for last year's Puppy Bowl. You'll be missed, pup. ❤️❤️❤️
This guy passed away today. Although he didn’t enjoy many humans, he loved his mother more than a brand new tennis ball. Please keep them in your thoughts and prayers.
Shut up.
I was evacuated from my Bel Air home and forced to go to work with my mom this morning. From one fire to another.
I took a shadoobie in my mom’s bed. That’s what happens when you stand me up at SoulCycle.
That’s the pot calling the kettle orange.
Wow, Matt Lauer was just fired from NBC for “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” But when will the top executives at NBC & Comcast be fired for putting out so much Fake News. Check out Andy Lack’s past!
Then stop screening my calls.
On this Thanksgiving, I am grateful to all the people who are still talking to me. 🦃🦃🦃
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I’m thankful for my mother staying home and working on our very strained relationship. Oh, wait...
I am already deeply in service, but let's please find him his own Chunk. csindy.com/TheWire/archiv…
Jeff Sessions says people are lying about him lying. Two wrongs don't make a right, dipshit.
Frankly, I wouldn’t even eat @realDonaldTrump’s scraps from under a table.
I’ve given up hope our president will ever exude any human decency. If you need me, I’ll be watching Dancing With the Stars.
I wish we didn't live in such a violent country. Can't people love people the way you love dogs?
I wanted to go trick or treating, but Mom decided it would be more fun to take Lunesta.
I just binge watched @Stranger_Things. You think the Upside Down is bad, @noah_schnapp? Try living my mother.
When did Sarah Huckabee Sanders lose Huckabee from her name? Did her dad smother it in gravy and gobble it up?
A love fest? Sounds more like a circle jerk.
The meeting with Republican Senators yesterday, outside of Flake and Corker, was a love fest with standing ovations and great ideas for USA!
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