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the road to development hell is paved with good extensions

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Sometime in 2001, I walked into a Radio Shack on San Francisco's Market Street and asked for a Cuecat: a handheld barcode scanner that looked a bit like a cat and a bit like a sex toy. The clerk handed one over to me and I left, feeling a little giddy. I didn't pay a cent. 1/

doctorow's tweet image. Sometime in 2001, I walked into a Radio Shack on San Francisco's Market Street and asked for a Cuecat: a handheld barcode scanner that looked a bit like a cat and a bit like a sex toy. The clerk handed one over to me and I left, feeling a little giddy. I didn't pay a cent. 1/

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Boris Johnson as skips. A thread.

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A thread.
Pandamoanimum's tweet image. Boris Johnson as skips.

A thread.

Episode 4: A New Hope

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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug - 😱Dare You Dwell in the... HOUSE OF REPUBLICANS🏚️ - (IH: bit.ly/TeamDancingBug) READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

RubenBolling's tweet image. 🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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😱Dare You Dwell in the...
HOUSE OF REPUBLICANS🏚️
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(IH: bit.ly/TeamDancingBug)
READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

"Little things" came up in today's psychiatrist session in the form of "do you have trouble letting things go".

In my last therapy session I learned something very valuable about living with ADD:

Ezekiel_III's tweet image. In my last therapy session I learned something very valuable about living with ADD:


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Tom Gauld on overthinking Click to see more of @tomgauld's work: newscientist.com/author/tom-gau…

newscientist's tweet image. Tom Gauld on overthinking

Click to see more of @tomgauld's work: newscientist.com/author/tom-gau…

Dear me, when you're next trying to remember how to configure the buttons on a Logitech mouse without the GHub abomination, the program you're looking for is OMM, Onboard Memory Manager, by Logitech: support.logi.com/hc/en-us/artic…


⚗️🍦 (Alternatively: "No, what problem?")

citlee's tweet image. ⚗️🍦

(Alternatively: "No, what problem?")

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Please keep testing for COVID! I only found out I was positive because a job required me to test! It's still around and we must all try and do what we can, especially given that the government has given up and is focussed on its real passion - demolishing the British economy.


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EVERY IT JOB DESCRIPTION: MANAGE THESE COMPUTERS YOU: YAY IM COMPUTER GOOD EVERY IT JOB ACTUALITY: MANAGE THESE FUCKING PEOPLE YOU: OH NO IM PEOPLE BAD


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Watching Jacob Rees-Mogg this morning made me reflect on the main thing a private education taught me: Having a cut-glass accent doesn’t stop you being an absolute blustering fucking idiot. In fact, it rather increases the odds.


. o O ( is the owner of a chain of brothels a pussy magnate? 🤔 )


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How to do a media interview while being carried away by police for protest. 10/10, no notes.


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Avoiding nuclear war is the single most important agenda in the world. The single most important agenda in history. It is more important than your political faction. It is more important than how Vladimir Putin makes your feelings feel. It is more important than anything else.


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Pretty good demonstration of trickle down economics 😅


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The ADHD screening test should just be "try to schedule an appointment for your ADHD screening."


It's a banana & peanut butter ice cream kind of day. Ingredients: ripe bananas, ~8 Reeses mini peanut butter cups Verdict: the low quality chocolate & peanut butter are hard to taste when cold. Remake with real peanut butter & tasty choc chips. 6/10 (ice cream's still great!)

citlee's tweet image. It's a banana & peanut butter ice cream kind of day.

Ingredients: ripe bananas, ~8 Reeses mini peanut butter cups

Verdict: the low quality chocolate & peanut butter are hard to taste when cold. Remake with real peanut butter & tasty choc chips. 6/10 (ice cream's still great!)
citlee's tweet image. It's a banana & peanut butter ice cream kind of day.

Ingredients: ripe bananas, ~8 Reeses mini peanut butter cups

Verdict: the low quality chocolate & peanut butter are hard to taste when cold. Remake with real peanut butter & tasty choc chips. 6/10 (ice cream's still great!)

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There's a reason that some countries have described the North Sea as a "common power plant for Europe"!

In my last therapy session I learned something very valuable about living with ADD:

Ezekiel_III's tweet image. In my last therapy session I learned something very valuable about living with ADD:


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