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I’ve decided that every time I receive an unsolicited dick pic, disturbing sexual message, etc.,(before blocking them)I am going to send them messages describing what I hope our children look like, what I want our wedding first dance song to be, etc. See I can be creepy too dudes


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This is the health insurance playbook. Blame physicians. "Hey we don't want to make exponentially more money by delaying your health care and floating your premiums. The greedy physicians are making us!"

ProTip: That is not why they do prior authorizations….

TakeWeightOffMD's tweet image. ProTip: That is not why they do prior authorizations….


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On this day in 1865, enslaved people in Texas were notified by Union Civil War soldiers about the abolition of slavery. This was 2.5 years after the final Emancipation Proclamation which freed all enslaved Black Americans. #Juneteenth  But Slavery continued… A THREAD

AfricanArchives's tweet image. On this day in 1865, enslaved people in Texas were notified by Union Civil War soldiers about the abolition of slavery. This was 2.5 years after the final Emancipation Proclamation which freed all enslaved Black Americans. #Juneteenth 

But Slavery continued…

A THREAD

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Who?

.@NoahKahan is #1 on US Spotify for the first time in his career.

chartdata's tweet image. .@NoahKahan is #1 on US Spotify for the first time in his career.


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Happy 84th birthday to Claudette Colvin! She refused to move to the back of a bus 9 months before Rosa Parks, the NAACP did not want to use her to represent them because she was 15 & pregnant. Other women who refused to give up their seats before Rosa Parks A THREAD!

AfricanArchives's tweet image. Happy 84th birthday to Claudette Colvin!

She refused to move to the back of a bus 9 months before Rosa Parks, the NAACP did not want to use her to represent them because she was 15 & pregnant.

Other women who refused to give up their seats before Rosa Parks

A THREAD!

Why is it that harvesting potatoes seems like the most possible fun one could have why am I itching to do this so badly???


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Bout to go sing with hozier I think


Noah just doesn’t miss.

The reaction to Dial Drunk has been so incredible and so overwhelming. I never know when or why a song is going to land and to see the meaning and connection you have drawn from this track has inspired me in a way I have never been inspired before.



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Dial Drunk (with Post Malone) out Monday 7/17 at 8pm ET. noahkahan.lnk.to/presave

NoahKahan's tweet image. Dial Drunk (with Post Malone) out Monday 7/17 at 8pm ET. noahkahan.lnk.to/presave
NoahKahan's tweet image. Dial Drunk (with Post Malone) out Monday 7/17 at 8pm ET. noahkahan.lnk.to/presave

I’d rather scratch my throat with a back scratcher than cough in public ever again


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NEW YORK! I’m bringing my CAN'T tour to the @nycomedyfest on Friday 3 November at the @TownHallNYC . Starts 7pm, don't be late. Tickets go onsale Wednesday, July 12 at 11 AM ET and you can get them from DanielSloss.com or via here: bit.ly/3NGIdf1 #MakeNYLaugh

Daniel_Sloss's tweet image. NEW YORK! I’m bringing my CAN'T tour to the @nycomedyfest on Friday 3 November at the @TownHallNYC . Starts 7pm, don't be late. Tickets go onsale Wednesday, July 12 at 11 AM ET and you can get them from DanielSloss.com or via here: bit.ly/3NGIdf1  #MakeNYLaugh

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Happy Monday


Dial Drunk playing in the restaurant 🥲 @NoahKahan being everywhere is so comforting


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Jelly Mafia have been disturbed by my tweet. Hold strong, the revolution has started

NoahKahan's tweet image. Jelly Mafia have been disturbed by my tweet. Hold strong, the revolution has started

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Let’s all work less holy fuck work is so annoying conceptually


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Truly don’t understand how charts work but everyone keeps telling me I am on them so that is pretty cool


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I do both

Just a reminder that this is the man writing the most heartbreaking and depressing music right now. (@NoahKahan we love a versatile king) #stickseasondeluxe

nina__schubert's tweet image. Just a reminder that this is the man writing the most heartbreaking and depressing music right now. (@NoahKahan we love a versatile king) #stickseasondeluxe


Happy @NoahKahan day to those who celebrate


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From charming to alarming in seconds


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Playing at an apple orchard tonight which feels like the final boss of noah kahan concert venues


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It’s not country it’s folk pop no it’s pop no it’s folk no it’s Midwest emo no i


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