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Stephanie

@classifications

I do stuff and I like things.

"Before sending a text, you should first ask yourself if Taylor Swift would use that emoji." #lifelessons


Remember that Jared Leto looked me in the eyes & said he wasn't in Requiem? Guys, he really is good at acting/lying.


Intellectual convos w/ the cousins:"How does he make money?" - Sara. "Hashtagging." - @J_Dukester. #hashtag #vneck #wind


Intellectual conversations w/ @J_Dukester: "So he's hot now, right?" - Me. "Hot enough to be in a British boy band." - @J_Dukester.


"Even Hemingway wasn't Hemingway once..." - @freekseniya #truth #kzquotes


So many Taylor Swift songs, so little time. RT @freekseniya: Haven't heard from @classifications in like 3 days. Totally freaking out.


RT @freekseniya: One day, when @classifications is rich& famous, I'll send her a ransom note put together w/ only her print film reviews.


Best day of my life. KZ makes her triumphant return to the land of twitter @FreeKseniya


Such a great day! Miss you all. RT @margoness: it was one year today when @drewburns, @classifications and i met @DJNatazu! miss you!


"You can be a hot mess, but at least drink champagne and be a classy hot mess." (cc: @J_Dukester)


I'm starting a #FreeKseniya movement until she returns to Twitter. Are you in, @MisterEDR?


Lady at Blockbuster: "If you like this movie, then you would love The Dark Knight." My response: scathing glare and awkward silence.


@krisannetraz I'm pretty sure it was condensation from air conditioners, but I like your romanticized memory of it so I'm stealing it. #wv


If I'm being completely honest here (because honesty is totally the best policy), then I honestly need more Jean-Ralphio in my life.


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