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Fat cyclist, ballast on boats. Makes bits and bobs for the web. Never writes about himself in third person. Born in the EU. Profile illustration: @beesesteeses
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I’ve decided to set up this account to digitally remove trump from photos because i don’t have enough to do already.
Any ideas why a domain that’s been propagated DNS wise for months seems to be missing from @bt_uk ‘s DNS server?
I'm not saying @jk_rowling is a male. I'm just saying we have zero proof that she's not a male. And until we see her chromosomes, can she be trusted in women's spaces?
How does he turn these around so quickly? 😂https://t.co/6RaEyzzuGZ
Does anyone know the deal with @futureislands at #crystalpalace requiring a 2pm arrival please? #futureislands
Genuinely mourning this. Always loved flipping between this and @BBC6Music 😢
Currently doing the FINAL show on @BBCR1 relax, with my fellow chill queen @sianelerievans. End of an era, doing the relax show was my first regular slot on radio 1, and the stream has been a staple listen for me. The steam will go silent at 2pm when the show finishes, come hang
Would you please, in the nicest way, cease to exist.
💥Week 2 of a Labour government. Over a thousand more Channel migrants‼️prisoners freed‼️rioting in London‼️Leeds in flames. 🔥 How does this look in four years?
I firsr met Jacob Rees-Mogg when he was about 23. He sat at a lunch table and shared opinions that were so fucking dim witted that I thought he was joking. He wasn't joking. And thirty years later - the joke is on us. Stop voting for stupid people with posh accents.
Today I repurposed a Reform flyer into a shim to repair a misaligned hinge. #recycling
Hi @wightlinkferry might want to have a chat with the unsavoury types fishing off the pier head. Threats and weighted lines at passing boats isn’t nice.
Am I justified in dying inside for my wife doing a ‘yeah man’ to the Caribbean guy serving us?
This #NatalieElphicke stuff appeared on my Lock Screen notifications and I genuinely think I did the lucid dream checks. I’m going to sedate myself in the hopes of a pleasant dream.
Natalie Elphicke tried defecting to me first but I said no. I’m taking the trash out, not in. #PMQs
Can anyone help with this? I did some work for a German company and they have fucked off with the code and refuse to pay. No real contract in place as a lot was done through a series of trello style tickets… site is unserehochzeitslocation.de
Hi @FedExHelp I have an email stating my package has an incorrect address. The email tells me to call, when I call I get told to go online. Please help.
Good to see Twitter has lost its marketing mind by serving ad after ad for @Starlink using the Spanish campaign.
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