Caldera Clembons
@clembons
Vibin' / (She/Her) / Made of 🌋 / Also a shapeshifter / Bi! / Yellowstone 🔥 Count: 3 / PfP by @OVivaBee !
You ever just wanna, bite someone's leg. But like. Nonlethally?
but youre right basically 99.9% of the blaseball players backstory, design, personality is all made up and not canonical. like imagine making a backstory for a sonic character that gets 2 seconds of screen time but with several dozen other sonic fans. that's blaseball
I think I'm gonna get inky a stick. Maybe teach the new person's dogs how to make molotovs
I'm going to catch someone and pray that they're not allergic to fire
we're talking SEVERE intestinal distress.
I stand atop my ivory throne, this bathtub I stole from the NPS office. Nobody can stop me except for people who are able to lift a bathtub and also fight me.
Bring back Parker 1 but like selectively firewalking and only burning down things that need burning
A Golden-crowned Kinglet overlooks the fallen leaves. Like a tiny round king surveying the kingdom.
Dispatch 47987: Spicy cryptid documented at the North Entrance
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