Clem⛈Lightning
@clemlightning
⚡️⚡️⚡️✨✨They/Them ✨✨⚡️⚡️⚡️ Writer + Musician + Joker + Trans Alien + ADHD/ASD yūrei + General Gad About Town
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*laying on my therapist's couch* I think it all started when my mom wouldn't let me get a subscription for Nickelodeon Magazine
Also Happy New Year
What's a polite way to say "I'm really not interested in whatever the fuck you have going on" ?
What's a polite way to say "I'm really not interested in whatever the fuck you have going on" ?
How many times do I have to watch Mary Poppins before I qualify for legally assisted suicide?
I'm not saying murder is always justified, I'm just saying I always believe women.
It may have taken 20 years, but Shaq always gets his revenge #RIPAaronCarter
The next time a man compliments my tattoos, I'm responding with "This is the skin of a killer, Bella".
Gopuff should change their name to Gadotpuff cause my order is never showing up
Would an Australian pronounce @hulu like "Who Lou" or "Hoi Lue"?
i want to be ultra clear that i tweeted this before it was announced that Queen Elizabeth II had died. it is very important to me that you know this as it makes my tweet much funnier. thank you for your time.
the whales have nothing to do with the current health of the queen of england the whales have no further comment on the matter no questions at this time please
I'm not single, I'm in a toxic relationship with the universe
"You might be asleep, but your soul is keeping up with the Kardashians"- @_WyattKarl_
did my 23 and me and it turns out I'm 0.9% Italian so I started binge-watching The Sopranos
Queers today can speak in full Parseltongue but don't know how to file their taxes.
Remember when Pink compared their parent's divorce to the war in Vietnam?
What's the safest place for a Trans person to drive? In the passing lane.
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