Glen
@clemtuner
I say a lot of dumb things. This is where I say most of them
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I got ticked off at a menswear shop today because they didn’t carry laces. My metamorphosis into Larry David is almost complete
finally I get it now... perfection has always been right in front of us, the light really has been on this foresaken planet. it's been Diet Coke this whole time
my cats idea of play is waiting to get my attention and then running away really fast
Atheists want to take away the “nes” in Wednesday.. and I won’t stand for it
I tell myself I can do anything if I put my mind to it but I just cannot for the life of me get my cat to sit on my shoulder like a parrot
I’m confused and a little upset that cloaks aren’t part of the fashion in our world. And… tweet.
Lord give me resilience, strength, perseverance, and temperance in this trying time
if you expect people to respond to your professional dms immediately and get snippy if you see “read” you can FOF
scientists, please bottle up the chemical released in my cats brain when I scratch her butt because that stuff is unlike anything we’ve seen
few things bring me as much joy as going through the DMs of someone I share funny shit with
If you could kill one emoji which would it be and why? Mines 😀 and it’s lifeless smile
Can’t stop watching this, it brings me sheer joy every time
best part about being an adult is writing off impulse buying bongos as a “business move”
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