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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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