Anyone who appears on the Andrew Marr show and tells Michael Fallon he's talking bollocks gets my vote! Well done @Emily Thornberry
Fed up with reading tweets about "principle characters"! It's "principal characters" guys! Am I the only pedant on Twitter?!
I blame Leicester City - they started all this upsetting of the natural order of things
My first visit to #cambridgefolkfestival since around 1978 - had a really great time! Promise I won't leave it so long next time
Well done everyone who voted for Brexit to stop being ruled by "the unelected in Brussels", you'll soon have an unelected PM #Brexit
Rupert Murdoch backs Gove, Gove stands, Johnson pulls out #whosrunningthecountry
Go back, Tim P, it's shit down here, babe 🌎
Thanks to everyone who follows me. One day I'll tweet something so brilliant you'll be glad you follow me. One day. But not today
Don't you just hate people tweeting just to say they've completed their tax return? So I won't. #smug
Mass murders have been committed in the name of most religions, will Mr Trump ban all of them from the US?
What are all these old people doing coming to the Colston Hall? Ah yes, must be a Richard Thompson concert #legend
Right, house move done - now let's get back to acting, who's got a job for me then? #keentogetonwithit
Haven't been to Glasto for a while - does Michael Eavis still everyone free milk like he did in 1971? #Glasto2015
Welcome to the future - 9th June 2015 was where Marty McFly came - look out for a Delorean in the sky #backtothefuture
Chat to farm labourer John Harrison who looks very much like me at Castle Green Taunton Sat 16th May #WaterlooLives
Look on the bright side Ed, if you were a Yeovil Town supporter you'd really know what a bad result is #EdMiliband #ytfc
Well things could be worse, Yeovil Town could get relegated then lose to Taunton Town. Oh bugger.
PB in @longrunparkrun this morning - still an old git but a faster old git than I was last week
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