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@cluelesslizard

he/him • FtM • 20 • 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇳🇿

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sittin on my money call me gluteus racksimus


rat bastard implies the existence of rat born in wedlock


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I have a soft head that is worth admiring. I am a bear.


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lil nas emoji 👰🏿‍♂️ 👰🏿‍♂️ 👰🏿‍♂️ lil nas emoji


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How are there 32 seasons of the simpsons but not even one season of me hunting people in a forest


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Massive shout out to people who love looking at the sky and going "Hey look at the sky it's so beautiful" and no one fucking listens to you because they don't understand life.


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Quit being so hard on yourself


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ill wipe the floor with your ass and wipe my ass with your ass and wipe my nuts with my ass and get floor poisoning


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it’s ok to be ugly


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I had a great joke about King Midas and Oedipus meeting up. It was mother-fucking gold.


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My favorite phrase that my mom says in regards to what others may think of her weirdness is "They don't pay my bills."


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i just tried to booty call a man and he said he would but he ate too much spaghetti


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“I can fix her” bro she doesn’t even play minecraft professionally, let it go


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everyone experiences being trans differently.


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🐊🎸 🐊🎤 Croc and roll 🐊🥁 🐊🎹


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