clurmichael's profile picture. I just want to lie on the beach and eat hotdogs, that's all I've ever wanted

Michael

@clurmichael

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hotdogs, that's all I've ever wanted

Another day another reminder how lucky he is!!!!!!!!

clurmichael's tweet image. Another day another reminder how lucky he is!!!!!!!!

Me as a 32 year old adult

clurmichael's tweet image. Me as a 32 year old adult

Me after two drinks on an old coworker’s IG

clurmichael's tweet image. Me after two drinks on an old coworker’s IG

*In @UncleBlazer voice* I’ll be by the pool

clurmichael's tweet image. *In @UncleBlazer voice*

I’ll be by the pool

Me texting an old coworker I haven’t talked to in a year

clurmichael's tweet image. Me texting an old coworker I haven’t talked to in a year

90% of my friends are married with kids and I’m eating a cold Crunchwrap from last night for breakfast on a Monday morning ayyyy I’m doing great guys


Scored a goal in soccer tonight so I got myself a lil treat

clurmichael's tweet image. Scored a goal in soccer tonight so I got myself a lil treat

Who wants to see me make an ass of myself in a few months?!?!

clurmichael's tweet image. Who wants to see me make an ass of myself in a few months?!?!

“Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown”

clurmichael's tweet image. “Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown”

Bluetooth YouTube™️ new band name I call it


💚🤍💚🤍💚🤍

The Spartan players thank the fans following tonight's 73-55 season-opening victory over Northern Arizona.



Asked my boyfriend to get butter from the grocery store and he came back with this

clurmichael's tweet image. Asked my boyfriend to get butter from the grocery store and he came back with this

When you’re 31 and still find it necessary to go to The Riv on a Thursday

clurmichael's tweet image. When you’re 31 and still find it necessary to go to The Riv on a Thursday

Interning with 19-20 year olds has been cool in the sense that every time I see a word I don’t recognize I have to Google it to see if it’s a new youth word I don’t know or a typo


Remote class is great

clurmichael's tweet image. Remote class is great

The two genders

clurmichael's tweet image. The two genders
clurmichael's tweet image. The two genders

Michael reposted

the claire dynasty is upon us

BACK-TO-BACK! 🏆 Scottish Deerhound Claire has been declared Best in Show at the @Purina National Dog Show for the second straight year! 🐕



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