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Software engineer. Data mechanic. Community advocate. Speaker mentor. he/him/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿fe Makes up for not having children by doubling down on dad jokes.

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College professors will be like: 75% of you will fail this class Okay bro so you're bad at your job??


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Hello. My name is Bladerunner. You smashed my cybertruck. Prepare to die.


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I’m sure we’d all feel that it was very reasonable to drop bombs on a shopping centre if, for instance, someone said that Bin Laden was chilling in Westfield.

BREAKING: Israel says its fighter jets targeted Hamas commander in deadly strike on Gaza refugee camp news.sky.com/story/israel-s…



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The place where Shireen Abu Akleh was killed in Jenin has been bulldozed, and her shrine desecrated by Israeli forces. What does this have to do with Hamas? What does this have to do with self defence? What does this have to do with getting the hostages back? Absolutely nothing.


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This war is being framed as between Israel and Hamas. But in the West Bank, which is not governed by Hamas, Palestinians are being killed by settlers, sometimes under the watchful gaze of the IDF, and by Israeli forces. Israeli airstrikes have targeted Jenin refugee camp.


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Have you ever loaded a dependency you didn’t build yourself? Ran a program you downloaded from the internet? Sorry but You got hacked

Oh, you want pre-compiled binaries Good luck getting compromised



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FFS! Write-off. THIS @MarkDrakeford is what happens when you try to stick to 20mph in Pythelly 🤷🏼‍♂️🔥 #supercar #overheating

SetCheshire's tweet image. FFS! Write-off.
THIS @MarkDrakeford is what happens when you try to stick to 20mph in Pythelly 🤷🏼‍♂️🔥
#supercar #overheating

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Hamas may be at war with Israel, but Israel is waging a genocide on all of Palestine. The antisemitic rhetoric is often Islamophobic, too. The damage being done by the words the media chooses to use or not use to describe the events in the Middle East is unconscionable.


"Transkei was governed by the Independence Party. How were Xhosa living there suffering from apartheid?"

Gaza was governed by Hamas. How were Palestinians living there suffering from apartheid?



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That’s fine. You clearly aren’t cut out for driving slightly slower in residential areas, so it’s probably best you don’t risk it.

Englishman says he'll 'stop coming' to Wales on holiday because 20mph limit is 'too risky' tinyurl.com/5n8fyk5y

WalesOnline's tweet image. Englishman says he'll 'stop coming' to Wales on holiday because 20mph limit is 'too risky'
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What exactly are these friends doing now, and why is the answer not "vigorously and vocally opposing the murder of innocent civilians exacted as retaliation for the murder of innocent civilians"?

I have some Israeli friends who've worked tirelessly for peace. I cannot communicate enough how alienated and disgusted they are by the ongoing celebration of their genocidal murder on the global left



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I spoke Israelis whose loved ones were killed or taken hostage by Hamas militants: despite unimaginable grief, they're calling for an end to bloodshed, for the protection of Gaza civilians, for Gaza not to be destroyed. Brave voices in the bleakest moment independent.co.uk/news/world/mid…


Descriptivism tells us that Excel is the world's most popular database. @QuinnyPig tells us Route 53 is a close second.

I just read a 127 comment thread about people arguing whether or not Excel was a database or not



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I wish people would stop sharing network secrets...

brianwhelton's tweet image. I wish people would stop sharing network secrets...

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Hamas is a terrorist organization, of that there is no question, no ambiguity. They must be dismantled. Killing non-combatants because they're in the way communicates that their lives are inherently worth less than those Hamas threatens. Neither take should be controversial.


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Can we all agree that the Israel-Hamas war made it clear that Twitter, under new management, is significantly worse? Intentional or not, it's now orders of magnitude easier to mislead the masses here. As still the most adopted platform, this has grave implications for democracy.


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