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Jerry

@code_jerryyyyy

God's favorite || GRC Enthusiast || Web Designer || Law.

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At a wedding today, I made a special connection with the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life while dancing together to many many many people, but didn’t reach out to her after we danced. @adekunleGOLD please help me locate her. She wore a short white gown🙏🏽


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Hey babe. I’m back from my trip. Turns out the people who experimented on me as a child and turned me into the perfect killing machine are actually pretty cool. No bloody vengeance necessary


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He sexually assaulted everybody. Including the guy who produced his most recent album

He raped his business partner?!?!?! #SeanCombsTheReckoning



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Hotels in Austria seeing people unbook their rooms in mass on a random Thursday


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I just feel like there are steps you can probably take before this one.

Get pregnant, you'll find out who your real friends are. I promise you that.



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"How old are you?" Me: Musically or like real life?


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I do not recommend moving back to your parent's house after graduating from uni.


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new hire just asked about our “unit testing strategy”


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5 defenders. 1 DM. 0 academy products in the XI Every single fucking game.


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this is the gif of all time


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You mean they’ve been beating Chelsea since?😂

⏪ Rewind: Chelsea



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his flight is in 3 days btw

qasimtwt's tweet image. his flight is in 3 days btw

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Literally all he had to do was put Bruno 10 and Mainoo in midfield lol


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Amorim spacing out his wins just right to not get sacked is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen in football


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the saga of what just happened to me: got my period at work. had nothing, shoved some toilet paper in my pants. i get home. toilet paper has disappeared and idk what happened to it


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idc what twitter tells me "ofc" means "of course" and it always has


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introvertsmemes's tweet image.

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Knowing information but still minding your business>>>>>>>>


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Saliba looks like a guy who just realized he gotta make it to work on Saturday now.



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Wan Bissaka, where was this back post defending at United????


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GET HIS ASS !!


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