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My going out ritual? Redbull w/my anxiety med, a sedative, a painkiller n hope for the best!!✨(me n my confused af nervous system against the world)
Told my brother to get either chamomile, dandelion or lavender tea & this smartass was like I’m not at the florist bruh 💀🖕🏼
I feel like my local pharmacist enjoys WATCHING PPL SUFFER & i know she hates to see me coming cos when it comes to medications n shit, call me Karen
How do u know u’ve found tHe OnE I mean this one’s okay n easily tolerable
Had to calm mum down n I kept eyeing my brother n when she left I was like u are as USEFUL as a rock n the dumbass was like my body now goes catatonic when it senses conflict (I fkin hate him)
My girl cat wouldn’t shut up (it’s not cute after non stop meowing) so I grabbed her, tucked her in my bed & she fell asleep in less than 5 minutes, literal child
As a grown ass adult, if u can’t stand screaming/crying kids in an airplane u can WALK TO UR DESTINATION
Tbh I think ppl should date within their hierarchy like if ur the youngest go be w/ur karma, another “youngest”
Told this guy if he kept removing the pickles outta his shawarnma ima get the ick like eat yo damn turnip
My brother thought I was going off on dad (hehe) demanding a ride or something but i was screeching at my boy cat cos he befriended a mouse, still alive, wouldn’t DROP IT & KEPT RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE TERRORIZING EVERYONE
January 7th* (felt icky saying January 6 but thank God for my horrible memory)
Dad was like can u be mindful of what u post on social media cos I want u to be able to easily visit me in States (lol no.)
The crazy bird lady just needed a hug, like me :// I hope the new year is better for everyone 🖤don’t be a bitch n count yo blessings
if i've spent time with u in the month of Dec, just hope yall know this is the most depressing month of the year for me & yall have made this month bearable so ilysm
“say hi to our dog” nope. I saw him dry humping the other dog whilst making direct eye contact w/me. I’m good but ty!!
Who tf keeps ss’ing my snaps bruh, beyond creepy (n yall wonder I pop up once a month)
Feel so tired, like I got hit w/a 16 wheeler (how am I not supposed to ruin the function)
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